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Sun Jan-30-05 12:41 PM
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Okay, what's a shocking plot twist that has never been done before? |
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Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 12:42 PM by tjdee
Tell me now so I can write it and make a gazillion dollars, and option it to a major film company. I will of course, give you .0000000000000000001 % of the royalties.
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:42 PM
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1. it was the dog who told him to kill those people |
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:55 PM
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26. Wasn't that...hmm...sounds familiar. |
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Woops, or maybe that was real life?
Could have sworn there was a guy who said his dog told him who to kill.
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:44 PM
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never been done. YOU figure out how to make it work.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:55 PM
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25. It was a mutant turnip, see? |
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It was fed the blood of mutant mutants, and it grew into a turnip that at night becames Slasher Turnip and no one ever suspects the turnip, you know?
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More Than A Feeling
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:44 PM
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3. she's a man, baby! n/t |
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:44 PM
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4. The woman leaves her man and stays with the other woman |
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Seems every lesbian film with a plot about a woman leaving her man for another woman always ends up in tragedy or her going back to the man.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:02 PM
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8. Don't forget the pudding. |
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Or is that only in Gay films where they eat pudding?
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:05 PM
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9. Ok... you lost me there. |
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:35 PM
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12. South Park reference? (nt) |
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:36 PM
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13. I thought it was gay cowboys eating pudding |
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:50 PM
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20. That's true...but gay men films seem to fare better. |
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:45 PM
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5. Well.. it goes like this |
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Bush is forced to step down after proof of election fraud, vote tampering, illegal drug use, & sex with a male prostitute. Country in a tizzy as New elections must be held! Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Wolfowitz, The Twins, Rove all in Guantanomo for "questioning". Even Barney seems to be missing.
Right wingers last seen with a stunned expression on their faces....
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:58 PM
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6. that's not a plot twist... |
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just a hope for the future...:D
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:00 PM
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7. Ken Lay robbed Enron of millions... |
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...only to give it to starving people in Africa and AIDS research.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:59 PM
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28. Audiences will never believe that one! |
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But, at least we got that mastermind criminal Martha Stewart.
But that might work for something I'm doing though...
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:15 PM
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10. Man and Woman are friends |
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They never have sex, stay with their current partners, and are happy about that even though they get along great and demonstrate that they truly care for another. Neither one is gay. They are both fairly attractive and there isn't a big age difference. The plot doesn't have to be primarily about that, but it could be part of it since in some circles, some people have a hard time believing that such a thing exists. It usually doesn't exist on film.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:54 PM
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23. It happened in "Love, Actually"... |
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I kept waiting for Emma to make a move on... Liam I think? Especially as the plot unfolds...but nope, they always stay friends.
Thought that was refreshing...but I secretly wanted them to get it on. Sorry. :)
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:30 PM
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11. Finally, someone discovers what kills the alien monsters: |
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:36 PM
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14. OR the aliens only make the crop circles so they can play baseball |
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sort of a "Signs" meets "Field of Dreams" type thing. The aliens play at night, they have their own lighting system you know.
Oh the young upstart alien with heart that we have followed throughout the movie comes up in the bottom of the ninth and strikes out-they NEVER do that in movies.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:49 PM
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19. Oh man, that would've been a much better movie |
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I didn't buy the ending of "Signs" at all. And, yes, that was the movie I was thinking about.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:51 PM
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21. Water doesn't kill them??? |
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:03 PM
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Neither does human intestinal flora, freezing, ethel alcohol, atomic bombs (just makes 'em stronger) or Slim Whitman music.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:37 PM
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15. A Julia Roberts movie where no one, not once, |
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comments on how wonderful, beautiful, smart, etc. her character is. And another woman(more beautiful, smarter and nicer) gets the man Julia wants. Good luck getting her to look at that script. Oh, and she doesn't play a bad guy in the movie either.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:40 PM
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17. Tom Cruise plays a self absorbed a-hole who meets a woman... |
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falls in love but screws it up and they seperate he then realizes the life lessons she was trying to teach him, changes his ways, and goes back to her in a soulful "I'm sorry" moment and she takes him back and they live happily ever after.
:spank:
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:52 PM
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22. She did America's Sweethearts.... |
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They wanted her to do the Catherine Zeta Jones part...woops, LOL, I guess that's proving your point. The CZJ part is a bitchy one.
But, you could also substitute Julia for Jennifer Aniston. In the film where she plays a single woman who gets pregnant, there are no less than FOUR men trying to get with her.
That's oh so realistic.
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:07 PM
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30. My Best Friend's Wedding? |
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Some of that happened in that.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:40 PM
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16. Kind of a Kirk Vonnegut twist |
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In which the author of the book enters the story and disappoints everyone by telling them they are only fictional characters and nothing that just happened really happened.
It would be interesting to see how the different characters in a such a story would react to that one.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:54 PM
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24. 45 minutes into the movie Dan Aykroyd appears |
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movie ends well.
I love Dan but he has put the Godzilla foot on several movies.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:56 PM
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27. Perhaps he can be the landlord, like Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at |
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Tiffany's" without the Chinese stereotype.
:)
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:41 PM
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31. In the next James Bond film |
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Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 02:43 PM by FredScuttle
the villain is a reasonably well-adjusted person with no physical deformities or exaggerated accent. When he captures Bond, he doesn't dilly-dally with extravagant killing devices or a recitation of how he (the villain) will take over/extort/blow up the planet. He just fucking kills him, dead.
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:44 PM
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32. The asshole talking in the movie is dragged to the front, |
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the movie is stopped, the house lights come on, this person is shot.
House lights back off, movie gets clicked back three minutes and restarted.
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:47 PM
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33. LOL-how about they shove his cell phone down his throat? |
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:49 PM
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35. If they use a rubber mallet |
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:48 PM
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34. It turns out everyone else on earth is a golf pro. |
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:04 PM
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36. SciFi without mass conversion to libertarianism! |
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