A guy walks into a bar and sees Dubya and Rumsfeld in the corner...

[Pert_UK]

He thinks "Wow! George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld!" and decides to go over to say hello.

"Hi guys", he says, "what are you doing here?".

Bush replies "We are planning World War 3".

"Really ?" says the man, "what's the plan?".

"We are going to kill 140 million Muslims and a blonde with big tits" says Bush.

The man looks a bit puzzled, "Why are you going to kill a blonde with big tits ?" he says.

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would care about the Muslims..."

:evilgrin:

(Stolen from somebody called eps on www.fark.com...it's not news, it's Fark)