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Wed Feb-02-05 07:48 PM
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What's your all-time favourite sketch from Chappelle's Show?? |
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Mine would either be the Red Balls sketch ("Excuse me, may I have a Red Balls please??... SHAZAM!!!") or the one about the first black man to take a shit on a white toilet ("I had a big case of Mud Butt."). The farting noises were a hilarious touch.:D
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Wed Feb-02-05 07:49 PM
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But I liked the "World Series of Dice"
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Wed Feb-02-05 07:50 PM
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2. I was cheering for Ashy Larry. |
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"Man, put some damn lotion on!!!"
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Wed Feb-02-05 07:53 PM
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:03 PM
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4. Black Bush, without a doubt. |
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Close second - The blind, white supremacist who was black. Third - Wayne Brady
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:16 PM
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17. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?? LOL |
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Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 10:18 PM by SmileyBoy
Priceless.
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:05 PM
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:07 PM
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6. The black white supremacist I died laughing and can't stop ever |
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:20 PM
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13. I loved that one too...it was so funny. |
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I liked at the end of it, right before it ended, the writting on screen said that all proceeds were donated by the Trent Lott Foundation..I was like that is wicked funny Trent Lott joke..lol
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:32 PM
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me too totally.
I just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
and then some more.
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:20 PM
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that is the most hysterical thing I have seen in years |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:34 PM
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31. Me too. I thought I'd die when he divorced his wife ... |
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... for being a Ni**er lover!
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:09 PM
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7. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? |
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:11 PM
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10. wayne brady or black bush |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:17 PM
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When it was over I thought, Damn I am SOOOOOO white after all because I also like Wayne Brady.
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:20 PM
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21. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? n/t |
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:12 PM
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Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 08:12 PM by kodi
a series of lessons most of us need to re-learn daily
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:21 PM
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22. yup. When keepin it real goes wrong... SO funny |
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:12 PM
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12. Don't have cable, so I haven't seen much, but the quiz show... |
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..."I Know Black People" is hysterical. I love the last question: "How can black people overcome?" Every contestant is right except the girl who says, "Get out and vote!"
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:22 PM
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14. The Playa Hater's Ball Time travel sketch. |
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When the slave master gets capped at the end...brutally funny!
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:30 PM
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15. Don't remeber the name but... |
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I laughed so hard. They have this older black comedian come on talking about movies he finds offensive because whites play are stealing cultures of Others. He hates Dances With Wolves (white guy becomes Indian) and The Last Samurai (Tom Cruise=Last Samurai...)
He comes up with a movie idea... "The Last Nigger on Earth" staring Tom Hanks. Best line EVER
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:19 PM
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20. I love that one!! & its a Pat Mooney skit n/t |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:19 PM
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Colin Powell & Condi Rice have been given away by the blacks
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:23 PM
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"Pee on You" and the Fisticuff "Turn My Headphones Up" video.
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:26 PM
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25. pee on u is hilarious |
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Haters wanna hate Loves wanna love I dont even want none of the above I want to piss on you.....
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:45 PM
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41. This is the remix edition, to a song about pissing |
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I also loved the Trading Spouses episode
What'chu listening to?
It's the new 50 Cent, I'm from the streets G-G-G-G-G-G G-Unit!!!
Come on, come on G-G-G G-G-G Get your ass in the car!
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:47 PM
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42. Oh yea! Thats a GREAT skit |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:35 PM
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32. What did the 5 fingers say to the face? |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:39 PM
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35. Welcome to the China Club |
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and the dirty couch and the "Unity" bruise...
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:41 PM
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37. I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:25 PM
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What? WHAT? Ok. OKAAAAAAAAAY listen to the lil john clips http://www.collegeslackers.com/?act=home&pg=lil_jon
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:26 PM
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26. Clayton Bigsby, the black white supremacist |
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It is a howler....I especially like the part when the Bush supporter (ooops! I mean racist) literally pops his top when Clayton Bigsby removes his hood and he sees he is black.
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
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28. he was aping that stupid car commercial with the squirming girl |
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she had a big ass and he kicked her out of the car
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:28 PM
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29. Oh yeah! the mitsubishi commercial skit. Did you ever see |
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the blooper reel on the DVD set? Her tit pops out and he looks
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:30 PM
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30. LOL - no, I wish I did |
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I just remember him looking at her like WTF and then telling her to GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:35 PM
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33. The Racial Draft with |
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the Wu-Tang Clan getting drafted by Asians
Also Black Bush and the Black White Supremacist.
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:37 PM
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34. I like most of them, but I was just thinking of the one |
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with Jim Breur and Scarface from Half Baked in it, and they are smoking weed in a car. Then they hit the girl on a bike, and the voiceover says if you 12 years old and high on weed, don't ride your bike.
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:40 PM
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36. The music thing was priceless |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:42 PM
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38. Fistacuffs? Turn my headphones up? |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:43 PM
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39. No the white people dancing to guitars |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:44 PM
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40. And the Popcopy training video |
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Wed Feb-02-05 10:49 PM
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43. Oh God, I LOVED that one!!! |
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"If they have a Mac disk, tell them we only use PC. If they have a PC disk, tell them we only use Mac. If they have both, tell them we only use Linux."
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