bliss_eternal
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:01 PM
Original message |
What do you find yourself doing to the tv when * is on? |
|
I have suddenly awakened to find myself mooning the television and patting my ass saying, "Yeah--kiss my beige ass you sonovabitch!" I swear I have no conscious memory of pulling my pants down and getting in that position--it's like a involuntarty response.
Anyone else?
;)
|
donheld
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:03 PM
Response to Original message |
|
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
|
liberalmuse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:05 PM
Response to Original message |
2. I can't do tv because of that *&%$! |
|
I had to turn off the cable when the automatic middle finger salute wasn't enough and I started throwing stuff at the tv. Scary, isn't it? That shit doesn't deserve my middle finger, or your ass.
|
bif
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:06 PM
Response to Original message |
3. I yell "You fucking liar. Start telling the fucking truth for a change." |
|
Then I really start swearing and have to turn the tv off or leave the room. I can't afford t get my blood pressure up like that.
|
Kathy in Cambridge
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:08 PM
Response to Original message |
|
I'm watching Auschwitz on PBS.
|
Lefty48197
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
Response to Original message |
5. Turning the channel to Nick at Night |
|
for something more realistic, like Green Acres.
|
flamingyouth
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
Response to Original message |
Ekirh
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:28 PM
Response to Original message |
7. Change the Channel To the Cartoon Network... |
|
And watch cartoons until The Daily Show comes on.
|
yellowdogintexas
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:28 PM
Response to Original message |
8. I was afraid I might hurt the tv, so I did not turn it on. I am not in the |
|
mood to purchase new electronic equipment at this point in time
|
mtnsnake
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:32 PM
Response to Original message |
9. If I come across him, I flip him the bird and change channels |
Huckebein the Raven
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:50 PM
Response to Original message |
10. Give him the bird and the change the channel which what I do |
|
with all wingnuts and bushbots.
|
prairierose
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:56 PM
Response to Original message |
11. I ususally scream , "You f***ing liar...and then.... |
|
scramble for the remote to change the channel.
:puke:
|
Tsiyu
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Feb-02-05 10:57 PM
Response to Original message |
12. We are laughing our asses off right now |
|
bliss_eternal you have to make me a fresh cup of coffee...
AS for me, I threw some angel food cake at the TV but that wasn't enough. I had to cram the cake into *'s face when there was a closeup.
It just too damned difficult to look at Hastert, Cheney and * in the same screen. It's like watching the old Russkies in the Soviet Era days.
I had to walk away because the love fest was killing me. Did chimpy pass out and have to be carried out on a stretcher?
Please? Say. He. Did.
|
bliss_eternal
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Feb-03-05 05:05 PM
Response to Reply #12 |
13. LOL! I owe you a cup of coffee-- |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Mon May 06th 2024, 04:37 AM
Response to Original message |