SarahB
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:21 PM
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Have you heard about the latest anti-depressant? |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:23 PM
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1. Any unwanted side-effects? Safe to take with Alpha-blockers? |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:24 PM
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2. Headaches, Dry Mouth, Flu-Like Symptoms, Anal Leakage. |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:25 PM
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3. ...and four hour erections |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:26 PM
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Edited on Thu Feb-03-05 02:26 PM by SarahBelle
Like that's a bad thing? :P
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Thu Feb-03-05 05:12 PM
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25. it is when it happens to women taking it! |
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Thu Feb-03-05 07:23 PM
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If you want to get technical about it, we have smaller bits that do the same thing. It just doesn't necessary have to end for quite some if her partner is doing the job well. :7
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Thu Feb-03-05 07:53 PM
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I know, "the little man in the boat." :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-03-05 07:19 PM
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29. four hour erections and menstrual pains...... |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:26 PM
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4. some users experience temporary death. |
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Call a doctor if death lasts for more than 4 hours, as this is not normal.
:silly:
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:29 PM
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8. ...and don't forget offrspring with heads shaped like goats.... |
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That's one of my favorite SNL skits ever. :hi:
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:31 PM
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You made me laugh while I was swallowing. Not pretty.
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:38 PM
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11. I hope your nose is okay. |
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:16 PM
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23. Fortunately It Didn't Get That Far... |
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just sort of a combination between a half-snort and cough-burp that resulted in a spill-free re-swallowing of lukewarm coffee. (Pretty, huh?)
Although, the other has happened to me, and it's NOT pretty... and VERY messy and QUITE painful!
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:08 PM
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21. who were you swallowing |
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:12 PM
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22. Sorry... No Sordid Stories To Share |
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... it was just coffee. (But feel free to fantasize... and SHARE what you dream up with me via PM!)
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:04 PM
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19. and of course the odd 'Flipper Baby' |
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:03 PM
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18. Anal Leakage...how charming |
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that is a real social condition...leaky anus
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:26 PM
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6. Not only do I take it, I highly recommend it |
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Edited on Thu Feb-03-05 02:27 PM by Droopy
I take my Fukitol to work with me and whenever a highly stressfull moment hits, bliss is just a few minutes away. Watch out, though. I hear Fukitol is habit forming and can cause to stop caring about important things like paying your bills, holidays and household chores.
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:27 PM
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:32 PM
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10. Oh, I know someone who needs that badly. |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:48 PM
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12. will it effect my non existent sex life ? |
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what foods can't i eat on FUKITOL ? does it cause B.O. ? will it effect any creative drive ? can i still freebase saw dust on FUKITOL ? are there risks of me becoming even more boring and ignored by total strangers and loved ones ? Is FUKITOL covered by the health insurance i don't have ? thanks FUKITOL you changed my life and thanks Sarahbelle you cheered me up on this grim day.
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Thu Feb-03-05 03:50 PM
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Ironically, I have the same ones (although thankfully I do have health insurance). Good luck, my friend. :)
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:50 PM
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13. The shrink I work for loved it |
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Thu Feb-03-05 02:55 PM
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14. Shut up and eat your Soma ice cream. |
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And don't forget the Community Sing tonight.
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Thu Feb-03-05 03:51 PM
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We'll sit around the campfire and have Sherry enemas. :crazy:
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Thu Feb-03-05 03:54 PM
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17. Here's the warning info: |
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FUKITOL:
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to FUKITOL. Caution: FUKITOL may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. FUKITOL Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use FUKITOL on concrete.
Discontinue use of FUKITOL if any of the following occurs: Itching Vertigo Dizziness Tingling in extremities Loss of balance or coordination Slurred speech Temporary blindness Profuse sweating Heart palpitations
If FUKITOL begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. FUKITOL may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, FUKITOL should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of FUKITOL, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of FUKITOL include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt FUKITOL.
FUKITOL comes with a lifetime guarantee.
FUKITOL
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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Thu Feb-03-05 05:09 PM
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24. aka "Happy Fun Ball"??? |
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:07 PM
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20. May cause explosive diarrhea- same as sugar pill. |
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Thu Feb-03-05 05:13 PM
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26. it turned me into a newt! (NT) |
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Thu Feb-03-05 05:20 PM
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27. New!! Improved!! Fukitol with 30% less Anal leakage!! |
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That's right--30% LESS anal leakage...
Isn't it time you tried New! Improved! Fukitol???
Fukitol is not intended for prolonged or repeated use. See your Doctor.
Laura
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Thu Feb-03-05 06:59 PM
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28. And a co-developed drug! |
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Thu Feb-03-05 07:23 PM
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Just gotta make sure I don't OD on this stuff. Although the 4 hour erections could come in handy sometimes. :evilgrin:
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