Modem Butterfly
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:43 PM
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Heterosexuality...I don't get it |
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My partner of ten years, Will, tells me he's a heterosexual. I've known several heterosexuals and all of them had really rocky relationships with their parents when they were growing up. What's more, most of them actually moved away from their parents when they grew up and started living heterosexual lifestyles. I think they're all doing it to get back at their parents, including Will, who so wanted to get back at his folks that he even (gasp!) had a heterosexual marriage before I met him. They go in for that sick kind of shit in Alabama.
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Bouncy Ball
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:44 PM
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2. It's something I've tried to change in myself, but I just can't. |
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I think I'll go to one of those church retreats where they try to get the devil out of you and cure you of the hetero lifestyle.
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:47 PM
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5. Yes, but I think I'm too weak |
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I just love the sight and smell of menfolk.
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Modem Butterfly
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:48 PM
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6. That, and you just want to get back at your parents |
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It's always about getting back at your parents.
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:44 PM
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3. I get it every chance I get |
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I am now so ashamed of myself for my immoral lifestyle that my whole self image is shot. Got to find a closet somewhere.
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:50 PM
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7. What are you going to do, now that he's come out to you? |
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Now that he's out, he'll probably start flaunting his hetero lifestyle in public.
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:51 PM
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8. It's not heterosexuality ... |
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It's sexuality, period. Full stop.
It's the only "hardwired" (gawd, I hate that word!) form of psychosis that afflicts the Human Race.
Nothing good has, or will, ever come of it.
If they can eliminate smallpox, why can't they eliminate sex? At least lock it up in a cryogenic container for possible future study.
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Thu Feb-03-05 04:53 PM
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9. Yes, let's eliminate sex altogether |
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That will show ALL our parents!
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