Happey Birtheday DAN QUAYLE!!!!

[underpants]

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/

Oh yeah Natalie Imbruglia, Lawrence Taylor, Oscar de la Hoya, David Brenner, Alice Cooper,and oh yeah Rosa Parks.

[immoderate]

1. And maney morre!

--IMM

[tjwmason]

2. The intellectual wing of the Republican Party

Perhaps he was just a pseudo-mediaevalist as in 'Ye olde shoppe'

[underpants]

3. My own personal creation of a conspiracy theory

The rich and elite families of America got together to create their perfect candidate to become President some day. First up the Forbes family, their genes produced Steve Forbes-the inner workings were fine (the question of what data to upload is another matter) but the outer shell had serious problems and it never blinked.

Next up the Danforths, producing Dan Quayle (a name change that could stop any trail to this project cold)-the outer hardware was GREATLY improved but the hard drive was totally out of whack and the "spell check" had not been invented yet.

Now it was the Bush families turn, creating George-they tooled back the outer appearance and made great gains over the Danforth/Quayle model in terms of the inner wiring and processing though not as coherent as the Forbe's model.

Unfortunately the war ended and it was too difficult to hide the funding of this program so the families got together and decided to go with what they had. They would run the Forbes model out first but never let a connection to the others be even suggested. Then (here is the master stroke) the Danforth/Quayle model would be unveiled thereby lowering the standard for the highest public offices and in comparison the Bush model could actually be seen as acceptable.

Little did they know that some of the young volunteers took the information that had been amassed and some of the Forbes line to make John Kerry-tall, good looking, brave, fierce warrior, detail oriented, and able to blink and communicate. Unfortunately the Bushes had aligned with the controllers of the media (Fairness doctrine repealed in a paperwork switch by George HW Bush while Reagan wasn't looking "Here sign this") and the Bush model was declared the winner within minutes of polls closing and the Kerry model had been reprogrammed in a clean room during the summer to not put up a fight (insert picture of Kerry in the blue suit at the NASA site).

[Richardo]

4. waitwaitwaitwaitwait!

You posted a pic of Quayle INSTEAD of Natalie Imbruglia?

That's a 15-yard penalty and loss of down, my friend.

There! :loveya:

[underpants]

10. "...lying naked on the floor...."

That is all

[jswordy]

12. Here's the skinny on Natalie...heh...

http://www.askmen.com/women/singer/19_natalie_imbruglia.html

Hope it helps some. Heh.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. That man is a quantum physicist compared to Dumbyass.

[Renew Deal]

6. Hapy Birtdey to all!!!

:party: ;)

[trumad]

7. I never thought there would be a dumber politician.

and then came W.

[Richardo]

8. I always thought that Quayle was Bush's way of preparing the US for W

Look! He's an idiot! It's not so bad, is it?

[underpants]

9. See post #3

:thumbsup:

[dean_dem]

11. "Dubya: The President Quayle we never had."

[LynneSin]

13. I'm gonna bake some Potatoe Pie for the occasion

:D