I'm bored with my past.

[progmom]

Any suggestions on how I can fix that?

[dhinojosa]

1. "Fix your future"

Just a guess

[everythingsxen]

2. A flux capacitor and a Delorean?

Just a thought.

[progmom]

3. I've got a line on a Delorean...

...but I can't seem to locate one of them flux capacitors.

[JimmyJazz]

4. .

[progmom]

7. You pegged it, sista

:)

[Richardo]

5. Relentless self-deception and drinking yourself to amnesia...

...worked for me, former valedictorian and the most popular and successful member of the Harvard Class of 1978!

[On the Road]

6. Travel

Go someplace cheap and strange with no money. Survive without knowing the language or having plans. Stay in hostels and cheap hotels. Take local transportation. Talk to people. All of a sudden you'll have a past.

[politicaholic]

8. Lies, deception and doctored pictures always add zing to a boring past.

Was mom a housewife who loved to knit and bake? With a mere hour on the computer you can create a real looking article from 1975 about how she led a secret double life involving drugs, gratuitous sex, rock and roll, and ending in her tragic suicide.

As for dad...he disappeared in the Sahara desert after a botched government espionage...well, you're not supposed to talk about it...

See? It's easy!

[Beer Snob-50]

9. Make up stuff!!

You were a spy for a third world democratic communist state. YOu were a part of a sheik (Sheik yer bounti)harem and entered many wet t shirt contests to supplement your income.

How is that for a start?