What if The Beatles Re-United at the Super Bowl Today?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I would like that. That would pep up halftime pretty good.

[misanthrope]

1. If they can do that...

...then I call first dibs on tickets to see Miles Davis and Jimi Hendrix go on tour together.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. Yeah, baby! ... But ...

are Miles & Jimi more popular than *****?

[JVS]

2. Paul + Ringo alone? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. Bzzzt.

That's no re-unitelmentation. I met Ringo once
by the way.

[Emops]

4. Beatles reunion?

Are you suggesting someone kill Paul and Ringo?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Ew.

Except not. There's only one world.

[maveric]

10. George Carlin asks"Do you get the feeling that the wrong 2 Beatles died

first?"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Is George Carlin still alive???!?

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. The fundies would have fits.

ghosts and Satan and all that

[maveric]

8. Then they would be more popular than Jesus Christ.

A double resurrection, after years of being dead, would be unprecedented.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. It would be fun

& that's the only requirement for halftime.
Everybody would be like, calling people, and like,
Hey are you watching Super Bowl? Beatles! Beatles!
And then nobody would care about the rest of the game
so they would have to go like, OK go home, and like
everything would be fun again, like, it was.

[JVS]

9. It would finally give us all a chance to tell them how bad they suck!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. Yeah! Hyuck!

[patdem]

11. Are you truly a fan of Vernon Howard or is your sig line sarcasm?

I just googled ol Vernon and wonder if maybe since you met Oscar you have turned to metaphysics as a way to incorporate him (Oscar) into your life? :shrug:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. SARCASM???!?

No, I like Vernon Howard. I'm not a fan. I went to
a couple meetings of people who I guess followed his
teachings, or wisdoms, and it was good. You get up
and talk about funny things that happened to you where
you found something out or saw something. It was like
one of the American Zens. I like that sig saying, which
sounds stupido to them's that's not got ears. I'm so
metaphysical that I'm meta-metaphysical.

[patdem]

18. Ah, I see, you have transcended transcending..so would that make you

a Christian Fundamentalist? Seems to me. By the way...for them's that not got ears everything sounds stupido..since they don't hear it at all, stupido. How is Oscar doing, by the way? Have you discovered his/her genotype? Have you borne any offspring either of you? Where have you been for a year...I know working on the bush** campaign..but in which state? California you say? How is Maria doing?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

21. What's a genotype?

Like I said O has numerous lives within that were picked up by
a sonargram. He is twice his own size, nesting in his own fur,
and will not allow his reproductive organs to be inspected
by world experts flown in from everywhere. Other than that,
everything is as normal as always.

[patdem]

23. You do correspond with Mr Benchley do you not?

Being twice your own size must be very stressfull on the organs. Glad they used sonargram since I am sure O is way too deep for a regular sonogram. A-look to me to be a regular stalker of yours..as I am of Mr Benchley...he will warn you about me, trust me! :evilgrin:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. No, but I appreciate his work.

Stalk away.

[Ivan Sputnik]

13. With digital technology

anything is possible. Weren't a couple of new "Beatles" songs released in the 90s?

Television is the only reality. :)

[Borgnine]

17. I have a theory...

...that Lennon and Harrison have just been laying low for the right moment, along with Jim Morrison, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, and Janis Jopelin. I think it could happen at the Super Bowl tonight. Paul McCartney will fake a heart attack on stage and be pronounced dead, then he'll sit up while his former bandmates and music contemporaries join him on stage.

Nobody will have seen it coming, but let it be on record that I called it here first.

[ComerPerro]

19. So maybe I will watch the halftime show then

You better be right...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. And Brian Jones.

Never got to know that guy. And Phil Ochs.

[Bridget Burke]

27. John REALLY wanted to get away from Yoko...

Can't blame him.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. Except

not. Even with my imagination, sometimes I cannot believe
what people will say.

[giant_robot]

22. It would be pandemonium.

AAAAAH!!! IT'S JOHN AND GEORGE!!!! RUN!!!!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

24. I think they would tidy them up a little first.

[Vinnie From Indy]

25. LOL That's what I was thinking. It would certainly blow away the

"Breast" that shocked America as half-time show!

[terrya]

29. It would be sort of creepy...since two of them would be zombies.

Other than that, it would be cool.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

31. Zombies aren't cool?

What's your name? Who's your daddy?
(He rich) Is he rich like me?
Has he taken, any time
(To show) To show you what you need to live?

Tell it to me slowly (tell me what).
I really want to know.
It's the time
of the season
for loving.

[RetroLounge]

30. Or they could just get Oasis to back them up

:spank:

RL

[Buns_of_Fire]

32. Yeah, but would they show everybody their nipples?

No nipple, no deal. Read the fine print. :evilgrin: