nothingshocksmeanymore
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:06 PM
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SO let me get this straight...a bunch of men who won't let me marry |
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are sitting in front of their tv's today watching some guy reach into anothe guy's crotch for a "ball" and after he gets that ball a bunch of other men will run after him and jump his bones.
Did I get it right?
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:07 PM
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1. Don't forget the part where they smack each other's asses. |
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:07 PM
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But this telecast which has to be scrupulously vetted for moral correctness will be watched by a bunch of men who will be screaming (in front of the kids, no doubt) "You fucking idiot! What kind of stupid fucking play was that? Ref, you're fucking blind!" etc.
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:08 PM
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3. *snicker* they also have a prediliction to call for slo-mo in order |
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to better enjoy their replay...
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:08 PM
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4. Dont forget these guys either |
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The Tight Ends and Wide Recievers that go deep or the running backs that hit the hole hard. Nothing wrong with humor, but I love football!
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:55 PM
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Sun Feb-06-05 07:50 PM
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15. and penetrate each other's end zones |
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:08 PM
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5. they want you to remain single |
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:59 PM
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14. and gouge her for more taxes |
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because single people with no children pay far more in taxes than do married people.
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Sun Feb-06-05 11:53 PM
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17. actually that depends on the incomes involved |
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and deductions available and so on. there's no hard and fast rule.
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:09 PM
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and Charlie Daniels just "kicked things off"
sorry honey. come to MA and get married in MY back yard!
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:11 PM
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7. Thank you! First belly laugh all day!! nt |
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:13 PM
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8. After the game, a bunch of guys are gonna get naked, shower and sit |
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:15 PM
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9. Sweetie, if it were up to me, you could marry anybody you wanted. |
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Unfortunately, it's not up to me. I will, however, keep struggling side-by-side with you until the day you have that right! Fair enough? :hug:
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Sun Feb-06-05 07:51 PM
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I just wanted to mock machismo for an afternoon
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:16 PM
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10. I wouldn't get too excited |
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It is only a fucking football game.
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:42 PM
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Oooh... I just saw a whole pile of them... where are their hands!?!
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Sun Feb-06-05 06:58 PM
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13. Recall also that many a fine and upstanding right-wing Republican |
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born again Jay-sus worshipping CHRIIIIISTIAN has placed what is an illegal bet in most places on this game.
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Sun Feb-06-05 11:57 PM
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18. also the only place a man is allowed to cry |
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and it is thought of as macho. losing a football game, adn in tears, oh the respect...............anything else that is like truly big in life, what a wussy.
ya those silly guys, lol lol
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