bad news Lounge, our ratings are down

[sniffa]

i suggest a quick, and cheap fix to boost our ratings for next quarter.

i say we bring in david L. Landers, to reprise his roLe as 'squiggy' of Laverne & shirLey fame. peopLe stiLL Love him, and the Lounge wiLL seem fresh and funny aLL over again.



what are your suggestions for a quick rebound?

[kick-ass-bob]

1. It's only because we were up against the Super Bowl...

so the sports forum's numbers are way up!

[sniffa]

4. so maybe

we shouLd bring in an athLete to shake things up?

get me dick butkis or Lower; we can't afford anyone current.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Joe Theesman?

He's lower, right?

Cris Collinsworth?

[sniffa]

12. definateLy too high

jeff hostetLer wouLd be the price range we're Looking at.

[kick-ass-bob]

13. oooh! price range.

I thought you meant quality.
:shrug:

[matcom]

2. i plan on having a wardrobe malfunction sometime next month

check your local listings

[sniffa]

6. not good enough

unLess you make out with DS1, that just won't cut it.

[matcom]

8. find me another fake NY cop to get drunk and frisk me

that ALWAYS works!

[sniffa]

10. just reLax mr. matcom

whiLe i check for contraband

[Texasgal]

3. "Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo"

I love squiggy!!!!

[WindRavenX]

5. get me drunk. That'll boost the ratings for sure.

Nudity, violence, AND swearing- you can't lose ;)

[sniffa]

9. i Like

i was just gonna ask you in your other thread if you wanted to party with me... :D

[WindRavenX]

11. holla

We should get together for a Sox game or something :hi:

[sniffa]

14. that's too far away!

but yeah, Let's do this! (you're drinking age, right?)

[WindRavenX]

15. Uhh...

...Sorry. 20 in March. But I don't get carded- coz Boston rocks.

[sniffa]

16. eh, it's ok

i enjoy feeLing oLder. :P

[flvegan]

17. I know! We need some fundie organization to claim we cause kids to be gay

Any time Focus on the Family hates you, you're bound to have skyrocketing publicity.

[sniffa]

18. spongebob might cost too much

maybe we can create our own mascot, and make him super-gay. y'know, fast track it to the FOTF hit List.

[tsakshaug]

19. More Cowbell?

[sniffa]

20. now you're taLking

i thought we had enough cowbeLL, but we couLd aLways use more.

ps: did anyone see the bLack eyed peas at the pre-SB thingy? the cowbeLL was in fuLL effect.
and thank god, when i started yeLLing out "we need more cowbeLL" that the majority of the peopLe in the room understood. :P