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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 05:42 PM
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Find the worst items on Ebay to give to a partner for Valentine's Day.
Here's my entry:

COBRA Walking Cane RED JEWEL EYES w Blade SWORD

VERY COOL!!! HEAVY SILVER METALLIC COBRA HEAD with RED JEWEL EYES HAS A GOLD METAL BAND ACCENT BELOW COBRA'S HEAD. SHAFT OF CANE IS BLUE METAL AND HAS A RUBBER NO-SLIP SAFETY TIP ON BOTTOM. WALKING CANE MEASURES 36". HIDDEN SWORD UNSCREWS AND THE COBRA HEAD MAKES THE HANDLE OF THE SWORD. SWORD MEASURES 21" INCLUDING HANDLE. BLADE MEASURES 17" AND IS MARKED PAKISTAN. DON'T LET THIS ONE GET AWAY!!!
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 07:02 PM
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1. I bookmarked this thread because I though it would be hilarious
can't believe nobody responded.....bastards!
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 07:18 PM
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2. Hand sculpted Poop


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5555028842&rd=1
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 07:22 PM
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4. that's hilarious!!!
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 07:22 PM
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3. A relationship definer


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=71243&item=4356082508&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:26 PM
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10. I would rather have this!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:56 PM
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Darn it,
Edited on Wed Feb-09-05 09:19 PM by LynzM
Weird duplicate non-numbered post!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:56 PM
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12. Have you read Nickel and Dimed?
Might change your mind about that, it certainly would for me, if it were something I ever was considering...
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 07:51 PM
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5. Nothin says lovin like...
a one-gallon douche bag--very versatile--can also be used for enemas!



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5556578385&rd=1
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:00 PM
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6. I have a wonderful, AWFUL idea!
Send those douchebags to regressive Bush worshippers :evilgrin: filled with sherry :evilgrin:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:05 PM
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7. used, defective IUD

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5556239287&rd=1

A steal at $0.99!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:11 PM
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Hey babe...
I love you, but if that thing shows up here for Valentine's Day.... :scared:
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:11 PM
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8. That...
...looks like some creepy fish :scared:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:23 PM
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9. How about a...
Swearing bear?


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5556557756&rd=1
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-05 08:42 PM
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11. If I get this, I'll kick LeftyDad in the nuts
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=378&item=4526906795&rd=1
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