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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:38 AM
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It's good to be a woman...
Edited on Thu Feb-10-05 09:59 AM by kmlewis
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:43 AM
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1. Hey! As a guy, I find that to be, uh. . . oh! Video games! *trots off*
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:46 AM
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2. Tee hee hee
:)
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:52 AM
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3. This will be sent around today!
Classic!
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