I HATE MEN

[Misunderestimator]

I hate men.

I can't abide 'em even now and then.
Than ever marry one of them, I'd rest a virgin rather,
For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother.
Of course, I'm awfully glad that Mother had to marry Father,
But I hate men.

Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy,
I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy,
He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.
Oh, I hate men!

I hate men.

They should be kept like piggies in a pen.
Avoid the trav'ling salesman though a tempting Tom he may be,
For on your wedding night he may be off to far Araby,
While he's away in Mandalay is thee who have the baby,
Oh I hate men.

If thou shouldst wed a businessman, be wary, oh, be wary.
He'll tell you he's detained in town on business necessary,
His bus'ness is the bus'ness with his pretty secretary,
Oh I hate men!

I hate men

Though roosters they, I will not play the hen.
If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism,
He'll always stay at home at night and make no criticism,
Though you may call it love, the doctors call it rheumatism.
Oh, I hate men.

From all I've read, alone in bed, from A to Zed, about 'em.
Since love is blind, then from the mind, all womankind should rout 'em,
But, ladies, you must answer too, what would we do without 'em?
Still, I hate men!

:bounce:

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/kissmekate/ihatemen.htm

[Misunderestimator]

1. I feel like the girl who sang "I could have danced all night"

on American Idol.... it's the end of the road...

[graywarrior]

2. This will be copied and passed around a bunch of offices today

[kick-ass-bob]

3. you're mean. I LOVE women!

:D

[Misunderestimator]

4. Hey ... I didn't write it...

:P

[Blue-Jay]

5. Misanthropist.

:P

[jswordy]

6. MEN ARE PIGS!!!!

Oink, oink!

:headbang:

[txaslftist]

7. I hate MENSA.

[Misunderestimator]

8. Me too... bunch of self-congratulatory losers...

:D

[HughBeaumont]

14. A B.O.-fest of pretentious braggadoccio.

All that is.

[Hand]

25. OUTSTANDING!

Couldn't have put it better myself--well, I might have tried to work in dandruff and ear-hair somewhere.

:yourock:

[txaslftist]

9. ...and MENSTRUATION...

pretty much anything that starts with menstr...

[txaslftist]

10. ...Oh Yeah...and CASTRATION, too.

[Misunderestimator]

11. Yeah.... that would suck...

though I have no preference one way or the other myself :evilgrin:

[underpants]

12. Apparently they hated you first

:bounce::P

[Misunderestimator]

13. Apparently, my ass!

:P :)

[txaslftist]

16. Are you saying your ass was the problem?

[Misunderestimator]

17. LOL

[Bertha Venation]

15. Typical lesbian.

;)

[Misunderestimator]

19. Ha!

:hi:

[Bertha Venation]

20. My dear, what on earth is your avatar? Alas,I couldn't tell what the last

one was, either. :dunce:

[Misunderestimator]

21. Hahahah.... Why.... it's Gannon of course...

:silly: Does seem odd for me to have a near nekkid man as my avatar, doesn't it?

(The other was a picture of my tattoo)

[Bertha Venation]

22. the other . . . oh?

Would it be too personal to ask what/where? If it helps any, I'm going to get my hometown's logo on my bicep... :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

23. here:

[Bertha Venation]

24. Oh.

Oh, my.

:_____:

Thank you, m'dear.

NSMA is . . . wow . . . blessed.

[sundog]

18. Me too!

:argh:

Well, today at least :P

[NightTrain]

26. Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the fuck out of me!

[Elidor]

27. Now, now, you just haven't experienced the right man

Let me convert you to the dark side…mwahahahaha :evilgrin:

(Kidding, I should add, lest my SO reads this later, hehe)

[Misunderestimator]

29. Like I haven't heard THAT before...

:eyes: :)

[BlueHandDuo]

28. Kiss Me, Kate!

What a great show! You might say it's "Wunderbar"!

[Misunderestimator]

30. Yay....

...and I played Katherine in an operatic version of it in German... My kind of role!! :)