Luckiest day of my LIFE

[mark414]

well maybe not my whole life...but shit am i lucky

so i already have an abysmal driving record as it is, and one more incident will knock me off insurance, or at least make it way too expensive for me to afford...

anyways, driving to the bank to deposit my paycheck (payday woo!), i was in a hurry and was going a bit fast...and got pulled over

the cop was noticeably pissed...scolding me sternly, took my license and told me he'd be with me in a few minutes...

i'm sitting there thinking, "fuck, i can't afford to pay this ticket let alone insurance..."

so he gets out of his car and i see that he has no ticket in hand.

he comes to my window, scolds me some more, and tells me to consider myself warned...

holy SHIT i have NEVER gotten off with a warning, ever.

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[MsAnthropy]

1. You must've been spreading good karma lately!

Good for you! Go buy some lottery tickets.

[mark414]

2. i should've asked him if he was a liberal

what with my kerry/edwards, feingold 2004, and anyone but bush stickers still adorning my bumper and all