nothingshocksmeanymore
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:17 PM
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If one more person posts that f*in masturbation study I'm going to scream! |
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Geez...you guys remind me of a study that was done not long after the Loreena and John Bobbitt story broke demonstrating that that was the most popular current events topic for sixth graders that year! WHY? So they could use the word PENIS in their homework!
heheh we can use MASTURBATE in our DU header! :evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:18 PM
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1. I have the healthiest prostate around! |
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-03 08:19 PM by GOPisEvil
Oooops! Said too much! :D
Can't spell prostate though. :eyes:
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SOteric
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:38 PM
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8. I'm sure it's much healthier |
GOPisEvil
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:13 PM
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Do you have one sitting in a jar or something?
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:19 PM
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2. Why scream? go masturbate |
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:21 PM
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:24 PM
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4. Have you heard about the Loreena Bobbitt computer virus? |
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It turns your 8" hard drive into a 3.5" floppy. :evilgrin:
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KamaAina
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:33 PM
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5. New masturbation study released (so to speak) |
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The American Animal Cruelty Society has released the results of a year-long survey which documents a link between masturbation and premature deaths among young felines.
Gray tabby kittens seem to be particularly susceptible to early death, most often in the form of bizarre attacks by little creatures that look like the bad guys in a Pac-Man video game.
AACS researchers were unable to explain any underlying mechanism behind these results. Further inquiries were directed to God, in care of Pat Robertson's office in Virginia Beach, Va.
Renowned expert KamaAina was not immediately available for comment. :-)
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:38 PM
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7. Please, think of the Domo-kuns ;-) |
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-03 08:40 PM by Wonk
;-)
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:36 PM
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6. Hey, NSMA, did you know that if you go to google and do a search for |
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"Weapons of mass destruction" then hit "I'm feeling lucky" you get a funny page that looks like a 404 error?
I think that meme holds the current record for dupe threads, but the masturbation reducing the odds of prostate cancer story is catching up quickly. :shrug:
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:40 PM
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9. What about a Presidential ooh la la or sex survey saying that |
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-03 08:41 PM by Valerie5555
the Presidents who had the most sex ended up being the best American Presidents???????????????????????????????????? <BLUSH>
On edit Oops my apologies and my bad, REALLY couldn't resist.
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BlueJazz
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:04 PM
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10. You Women are just jealous |
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-03 09:05 PM by Radicalliberal
because YOU can't masturbate.
(come-on, funny feeling)
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Skittles
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:26 PM
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15. I bet you believe in penis envy |
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if I was gonna envy anything, it certainly wouldn't be something that looked like a dead chicken's neck and can be outperformed by a couple of AA batteries.
OK, I stole that from a lesbian comic way back when. :D
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ForrestGump
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:33 PM
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19. Ostrich neck, I'll have you know....... |
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Wed Jul-16-03 10:17 PM
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With the Manly Studs here at DU, it would take Aircraft Carrier Batteries to equal our "Pleasure Capabilities".
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ForrestGump
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Wed Jul-16-03 10:32 PM
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Nuclear-powered studmuffins of DU.
Hey, that'd make a great DU calendar idea.
And, in the pictures, we could all demonstrate our adherence to the ex-surgeon general's health plan.
You go first.....
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The Lone Liberal
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:07 PM
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11. How would you feel about a "spanking the monkey" post? |
Skittles
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:24 PM
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13. Oh, you know they can't help it |
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men are so freakin' PROUD of their solo activities, they absolutely brag about it. Imagine if they had periods. Besides having the week off work, they would have contests for the longest, heaviest, etc. When they weren't screaming in pain, of course.
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:25 PM
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We'd give our friends crap about their wimpy-ass periods...everything is a contest with us! :P
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:28 PM
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16. Fancy finding GOPisEvil in a MASTURBATION THREAD |
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-03 09:29 PM by Skittles
I'm shocked! NOT! :evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:28 PM
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17. You have to stick with what you know! |
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:32 PM
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18. LMAO! But you've GOT to admit it is not as bad as these threads |
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"Do you lube or not?" "I just got through masterbaiting" (sic) "How many times do you masterbait each day"
LOL! :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:36 PM
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Go massage your prostate.
Oh, that's right......YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!
Bwahhhhh ha ha ha haa ha!!!
:P
Nyah-nyah....we've got an excu-use....nyah nyah....we've got an excu-use......nyah nyah......
:P
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:50 PM
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It is a whacky sybject.
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:52 PM
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22. But it sure as shit is.... |
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...a handy way to whack cancer.
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