A woman is like a beautiful home.

[MrScorpio]

If you want to be invited in, you can't just stand on the outside leering at her large picture windows and salivating at her full-bodied shrubberies.

You just can't break in through a window, or bust down her door. No woman deserves to be violated in such a way.

If you want to get to know the woman inside, she has to invite you inside. And if you want to be invited in, you're going to have to know how to knock on her door.

Of course there's a right way and a wrong way. Each and every woman has her own special reason why she'll invite you in.

If she likes what she sees at her door, I'm sure she'll want you to come inside.

Discuss.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. 5...4....

[babylonsister]

2. As a woman, this sounds lyrical to me.

Can't argue, but a man has to have a good enough reason for a woman to even answer that door.

[Dookus]

3. from the pr0n I've seen....

if you're a plumber or other service worker, you will be assured of gettin' some.

[AZCat]

4. Who can it be knocking at my door?

Go ’way, don’t come ’round here no more.
Can’t you see that it’s late at night?
I’m very tired, and I’m not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don’t you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don’t come in - I’ll only run and hide.
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That seems to be what I always get... :shrug:

[SarahB]

5. You know what's the worst thing a man can do?

Spend all this time on her convincing her how much you want to come in, how wonderful her house is, and how happy you will make her only to run away when she finally opens the door. Not cool.

[belladonna]

6. So that was you peeping through my windows last night?

Weren't you listening when I told you to sneak in the back door? Men sometimes.....

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Long before you've reached at the front door

my inner dog will be barking its fool head off.

So don't expect to take me unawares!