All purpose message board flame

[HawkerHurricane]

Dear:

< > Clueless Newbie < > Lamer < > Flamer
< > Loser < > Spammer < > Troller
< > "Me too" er < > Pervert < > Geek
< > Freak < > Nerd < > Elvis
< > Racist < > Fed < > Troll Feeder
< > Fundamentalist < > Satanist < > Homeopath
< > Unbearably self-righteous person < > Shoko Asahara

I took exception to your recent:

< > Post to this yahoo message board
< > Broadcast
< > Lecture
< > Schematic
< > Telepathic message
< > Existence

It was (check all that apply):

< > Lame < > Stupid < > Abusive
< > Clueless < > Idiotic < > Brain-damaged
< > Imbecilic < > Arrogant < > Malevolent
< > Contemptible < > Libellous < > Ignorant
< > Stupid < > Fundamentalist < > Microsoftian
< > Boring < > Dim < > Cowardly
< > Deceitful < > Demented < > Self-righteous
< > Crazy < > Weird < > Hypocritical
< > Loathsome < > Satanic < > Despicable
< > Belligerent < > Mind-numbing < > Maladroit
< > Much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

< > You obviously don't know how to read.
< > You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others.
< > You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others.
< > You don't know which yahoo message board to post in.
< > You posted something totally uninteresting.
< > I don't like your tone of voice.
< > What you posted has been done before.
< > Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
< > You quoted an *entire* post in your reply.
< > You started a long, stupid thread.
< > You continued spreading a long stupid thread.
< > Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it.
< > You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
< > You posted low-IQ flamebait.
< > You posted a blatantly obvious troll.
< > You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll.
< > You said "me too" to something.
< > You make no sense.
< > You must live in a skinner box to be this clueless.
< > You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL.
< > You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80.
< > Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON.
< > You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this yahoo message board.
< > You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
< > You are a loser.
< > This has been pointed out to you before.
< > You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

I recommend that you:

< > Get a clue.
< > Get a life.
< > Go away.
< > Grow up.
< > Never post again.
< > stop reading yahoo message boards and get a life.
< > Bust up your modem/internet connection with a hammer and eat it.
< > Have your medication adjusted.
< > Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor.
< > find a volcano and throw yourself in.
< > get a gun and shoot yourself.
< > Actually post something relevant.
< > stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up.
< > Apologize to everybody on this yahoo board.
< > consume excrement.
< > consume excrement and thus expire.
< > Don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing.


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

< > You need to seek psychiatric help
< > Take your gibberish somewhere else
< > *plonk*
< > Learn how to post or get off the Internet.
< > Most of the above
< > All of the above
< > Some of the above, not including All of the above
< > You

[Sporadicus]

1. That's Pretty Well Got All the Bases Covered n/t