Sannum
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:06 PM
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I am listening to Cat Stevens |
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Will the feds be knocking on my door at any moment now?
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MrModerate
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:09 PM
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1. If you paid for it -- even 30 years ago when it first came out -- |
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Then you've donated to a terrorist organization and so long mom.
(Leave a DNA sample -- a toothbrush will do -- for your relatives. Closure is so important, ya know.)
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merh
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:09 PM
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2. As long as you are not flying, I am sure you are safe. |
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:10 PM
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3. Well, now that you have broadcast it over the net...you are fucked. |
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:10 PM
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4. The TERRORIST???!!! "Peace Train" THIS while we bomb innocents! |
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Come on, you KNOW he and Saddam planned 9/11 together!
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:11 PM
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5. Well sure! Now that you went and told Agent Mike and everybody. |
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You should have closed all the curtains, locked the doors, and put on headphones to listen to that 'terrorist lover'.
/sarcasm
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:11 PM
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If the authorities knock on your door, just turn up the volume.
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:49 PM
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I love him too!
Morning has broken
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:12 PM
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7. You'll be put on a no fly list. |
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But be allowed to fly, but after a few hours in the air, they'll redirect your flight then fly you back.
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JVS
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:13 PM
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8. Don't you mean Yusuf Islam? |
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:48 PM
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9. You're just BEGGING..................... |
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for a visit from "Homeland Security" aren't you? The black sedan (or helicopter) will soon be arriving with the men in black suits and dark sunglasses.
Gitmo's nice this time of year.
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Left Is Write
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:49 PM
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10. "Here comes my baby. Here she comes now... |
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..and it comes as no surprise to me, she's with another guy, well here comes my baby, here she comes now..."
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Sun Feb-13-05 02:54 PM
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12. Even if they do, it's worth it |
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What a master wordsmith! With such beautiful music and a great voice. Always takes me back to HAROLD AND MAUDE.
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Sun Feb-13-05 03:01 PM
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13. They no longer have the budget to get to your house. |
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Unless they discover mass transit (not likely if they're republicans), you'll be okay.
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Sun Feb-13-05 03:05 PM
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14. what state? Wyo. gets 7x more per person than N.Y. |
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