Farting Lowers Colon Cancer Risk

[Ellen Forradalom]

Actually, I have no idea. But it would operate on the same principle as the prevention of prostate cancer, wouldn't it?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. What shall we say

prevents uterine or ovarian cancer? Bwa ha ha ha ha!

[Skittles]

2. OK YOU GUYS

MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD ! :D

[Punkingal]

3. Bwahaha!

DUer's have been making me laugh all day!

[ForrestGump]

4. But it may increase risk of lung cancer

Don't inhale!!!!!!

[DieboldMustDie]

6. Just make sure your butt's down wind of your nose.

[ForrestGump]

8. Wilco....timely advice, too,

because dinner was bean and green-chili burritos. Muy bueno.

Stay tuned for a revival of the "Blazing Saddles" campfire routine.

Actually, it's an affront to my essential maleness to even mention this shameful fact, but I (sadly) rarely suffer such spectacular displays of flatulence after a meal like that, probably because I eat so much fiber. So I'm apparently healthy in both colon and prostate now. Time to work on my mind.

[Maddy McCall]

9. In other words, don't stand on your head when you fart. n/t

[KG]

10. not a problem for me - my shit don't stink

:)

[DieboldMustDie]

5. No more GasX for me!

;-)

[DrBB]

7. I don't know if I've ever farted while masturbating

Someone needs to do a combined study!

[SOteric]

11. Ermm.... not the farting so much.... but

http://www.annieappleseedproject.org/diarcolcan.html

[BritishHuman]

12. That IS interesting

particularly the part about people who regularly catch cold being much less likely to get cancer.

So the next time my nose is streaming and my throat is scratchy, and some smug git is telling me how they "never get colds" - I'll be able to rise above their petty taunting by imagining them with bottom cancer.