Yo -- Dog owners! I don't want to smell your dog's stinky breath, okay?

[Arugula Latte]

It seems like whenever I go to someone's house who has a dog, the creature sticks it's face near my nose and blows great warm clouds of its noxious breath into my face. BLEAH!

The owners just smile like, "Oh, isn't that cute?"

I hate dog breath! Please pull your dogs back when they do that!

(Now kitty breath, on the other hand -- ahh, perfume!)

[El Fuego]

1. Or, the dog nose stuck in your CROTCH!

Kitties never do that. :-)

[Radical Activist]

5. oh yeah! I just love that!

dogs are so annoying

[mr_hat]

2. What plegic are you?

Contract the appropriate muscles in the proper sequence to avoid dog breath.

[lastknowngood]

3. They are just trying to see if you have licked your but

n/t

[Arugula Latte]

4. Well, they're wasting their time.

Haven't been able to do that in years ... ;-)

[David Dunham]

6. My dog smells better than your kitty, I bet. He was just shampooed.

[miss_kitty]

7. hey! It's that dog's house

you are merely a visitor. :)

[beanball]

8. dogs are a persons best friend

You tell him like it is Miss Kitty.If you come to my house,Chester,Quint,Doc and Matt will kick your kiester.

[mondo joe]

9. Why don't you just get some distance between yourt faces?

What are the owners supposed to do?

Most dogs aren't on a leash at home.

[Arugula Latte]

13. Well, they could just take the dog by the collar

and pull it away, right? I try to be subtle and polite and not say "Jesus H. Christ, your dog stinks to high heaven!" but I just wish some owners would be aware that not everyone is thrilled to have a dog blowing bad breath at close proximity for the entire visit.

[miss_kitty]

10. i feed my girl yogurt

that knocks a lot of it down...she could use some right now, actually...

[Leftist78]

11. can't deal with my dogs

don't come in my house. I'd prefer not to have some dog hater here anyway.

[Arugula Latte]

12. I don't hate dogs.

I consider myself an animal person -- with cats at the top of the list -- but lately I have had it with dog breath.

[kodi]

14. To improve your dog's bad breath, pour Listerine in your toilet bowl.

works every time.

[jdots]

15. Duncan the wonder mutt is on his way to meet you

he just ate 1 pound of dryed appricots,2 burritos,1/2 a haggis and huge bowl of chili.If you think dog breath is offensive Duncan will change your mind.