The next person who laughs milk out of their nose gets a tuna in the pants

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and this time I mean it.

No, really, people - I'm serious this time. A tuna. Straight down the pants. And then a spongecake to the buttocks.

There's so much milk on the loumge floor I'm slipping every time I get up to close the window because some asshole thinks he's "burning up" in here. Christ, people, it's only 63 degrees. Close the goddamn window already! One of these times I'm gonna slip and break my hip, and then we'll see who's laughing when the lawsuits start rolling in. Idiots. And turn down that *&(#^&% stereo!!

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1. A tuna fish sandwich or a whole damned tuna ?

you just try it and I will put a giant squid in your stinking sneakers
what about the lactose intolerant people out there ? soy juice thru the nose ? whats next a tofu spongecake enema ?

[BikeWriter]

2. Cheesus Christ on a crutch! Ain't no wonder the beepin' freepers think...

we're all crazy. A tuna? Don't you know they got mercury?

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3. It's an artistic deconstruction of and visual polemic against

the ease with which we, in our post-industrial society as a supposedly post-enlightenment people, continue to pollute our waters and poison our food sources.

I'm glad you, at least, fully understood and can appreciate the symbolism of using a tuna.