Beware the Beast Man
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:21 PM
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Poll question: How do you see the glass? |
terrya
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:24 PM
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1. Sitting there with some water in it. |
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Edited on Wed Feb-16-05 02:27 PM by terrya
I don't put all that much interpretation into a glass of water. :-)
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:25 PM
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Blue-Jay
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:26 PM
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3. Hey! Who drank half of my water?!? |
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:27 PM
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Shit, just gimme the bottle.
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:27 PM
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5. You mean I didn't wash ALL the dishes? |
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:33 PM
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6. Volume or weight? What's the specific density and atomic weight |
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of the contents? From how many perspectives may I analyse the glass and the contents? Is my opinion binding or will I need to seek consensus?
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:35 PM
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7. I see twice as much glass as there needs to be. |
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:35 PM
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The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. :D
(C'mon Beast Man, that's a *classic* engineer joke! ;))
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:36 PM
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9. As George Carlin Said.... |
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Some see the glass as half empty - others as half-full. I see the glass as too big.
:-)
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:38 PM
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10. There. I finished it. Whoops--where's the restroom? |
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:41 PM
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11. On a bad day, broken. And whatever was in it, spilled all over the floor. |
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Again, that's on a bad day.
On a good day, who needs a glass? I just stick my head under the spigot! :)
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Wed Feb-16-05 02:58 PM
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12. Fuzzily, without my glasses. |
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Wed Feb-16-05 07:28 PM
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Wed Feb-16-05 07:45 PM
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14. The glass is not only empty |
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somebody has stomped on it and then threw it out the car window going 95MPH!!!
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Wed Feb-16-05 07:47 PM
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Wed Feb-16-05 07:59 PM
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16. The glass is always completely full... |
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For THAT is the very nature of 'glass'-ness
Half of the glass contains water, half contains air; it is always FULL.
If it were full of NOTHING, what a remarkable FULLNESS that would be!
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Wed Feb-16-05 11:13 PM
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Wed Feb-16-05 11:17 PM
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18. the glass is in the process of being emptied |
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with someone waiting to refill it
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Wed Feb-16-05 11:17 PM
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19. How does Big McLargehuge see the glass.... ? |
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"It's my fucking glass!"
That's how I see it.
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Thu Feb-17-05 12:22 AM
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Wed Feb-16-05 11:18 PM
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20. About to be smashed into tiny pieces |
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Wed Feb-16-05 11:19 PM
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Us workin' class dogs don't get a glass, it's a fucking paper cup for us!
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Thu Feb-17-05 12:45 AM
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See it.
-7.50 prescription in both eyes. I'm blind as a bat without my contact lenses (or glasses). To me, the glass is half wall (or table, or whatever the glass is sitting closest to). }(
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Thu Feb-17-05 12:46 AM
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Thu Feb-17-05 08:17 AM
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but that's too much - it'll dilute my scotch :party:
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Thu Feb-17-05 08:21 AM
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26. I see through the glass darkly... |
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