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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 01:56 PM Original message |
A Puzzle (for Logical Du'ers) |
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Wonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
1. With his old gas (or push) mower that he used to use before he bought |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
2. Simple, he gets the old gas mower out of the garage |
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Goldmund (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
3. He's still got his teeth |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
4. He pulls more cord out of the mower |
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Neoma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
5. finds a goat? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. That was going to be my guess. Borrows the neighbors goat. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
6. No X4 ...I'll give you a clue. |
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Tummler (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. He finishes "mowing" by setting fire to the remainder of the yard |
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Lefta Dissenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
8. he plugs it in to |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:12 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. That would be at MY house (in June!) |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
11. Easy-peasy |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
12. HOw long is the plug that comes with the mower? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
13. Another Clue |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. gets the mower gong and then pushes it past the length of the cord |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:16 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. BINGO!....Good thinking! |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:17 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Thank you thank you ...must be all the coffee I drank today. |
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Wonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 04:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Have you ever actually used an electric mower? |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 04:49 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. yeah |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 05:06 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Jim was a cheap Fucker. His didn't have any safety features.. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 05:16 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. ..In Fact ..since he's MY Jim...I'll tell you something even worse. |
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Wonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 05:38 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. I thought you said this question was for logical DUers? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:07 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Oh..Right..and I suppose you're going to tell me that you..... |
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Lefta Dissenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
15. OK, |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
16. Does he have a gas generator in the garage? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
17. He waits for a lightning storm |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:15 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. ROTFLMAO! |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
21. takes the cord and plugs it into the neighbours house ? |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
22. He plugs it in at the pole holding the electrical lines to his house |
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mongo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
23. He cuts the seal off his electric meter |
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Melynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. Jim plugged his extension cord into his neighbors outside outlet |
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hickman1937 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
29. Why are Jim's windows sealed tight? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. ...because secretly Jim knows that, all to well, his Wife .... |
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hickman1937 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:16 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. BlueJazz, you triggered Grovelbot. You buy the next round. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:32 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. No problem..I think a bunch of us are going downtown... |
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hickman1937 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:45 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. You gowan ahead, I'll be umm, comforting Jim. |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
30. Jim goes to the garage... |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
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Stop_the_War (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-19-05 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
36. He pulls the grass out with his hands.. |
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