MrScorpio will now answer your relationship questions with B. White lyrics

[MrScorpio]

I'm Qualified to Satisfy your inquiries about love

[CubsFan1982]

1. My girlfriend hates my friends. What should I do?

:D

[MrScorpio]

7. Kiss And Say Goodbye

This is got to be the saddest day of my life
I call you here today for a bit of bad news
I won’t be able to see you anymore
Because of my obligations and the ties that you have.

We’ve being meeting here everyday
And since this is our last day together
I wanna hold you, just one more time.

When you turn and walk away
Don’t look back
I wanna remember you, just like this
Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.
----
I have to meet you here today
There’s just so many things to say
Please don’t stop me ‘til I’m through
This is something I hate to do.

We’ve being meeting here so long
I guess what we’ve done, all was wrong
Please darling, don’t you cry
Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.

Many months have passed us by
(I’m gonna miss you) I’m gonna miss you, I can’t lie
(I’m gonna miss you) I’ve got ties and so do you
I just think this is the thing to do.

It’s gonna hurt me I can’t lie
Maybe you’ll meet, you’ll meet another guy
Understand me, won’t you try, try, try, try, try, try, try
Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.

(I’m gonna miss you) I’m gonna miss you, I can’t lie
(I’m gonna miss you) Understand me, won’t you try
(I’m gonna miss you) It’s gonna hurt me I can’t lie.

[hickman1937]

19. Hey, that the Manhattens, isn't it? n/t

[MrScorpio]

23. Barry covered it too

He also covered Lisa Stansfield and Billy Joel

[DODI]

2. What about the snakes?

[MrScorpio]

8. What the hell do snakes have to do with a relationship?

Come back correct

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. My 30th anniversary is coming up this summer

What should I do for my husband to show him how deeply I love him?

[MrScorpio]

11. Rio De Janeiro

Have you been there? (4x)
What're you talkin' about, man?
I'm talkin' about Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio.

I've been to Rio de Janeiro.
I love the fun in the sun and the people.
In Rio de Janeiro, it's so exciting to see,
no matter where you go.

Any time, day or night, everything is so alive.
Music there is really hot.
You should see 'em do the Rio rock.
Nothing like it nowhere else.
It's a feeling that I've never felt.
Never stops, never ends.
It blows your mind just being there.

In Rio de Janeiro,
I love the fun in the sun with the people.
In Rio de Janeiro, it's so exciting to see,
no matter where you go.

I went to Sugar Hill the other night.
From the top you see the city lights.
Took the cable car to the other side.
The moon above was big and bright.
Then I saw this huge crowd.
People dancing and singing loud.
People smiled as I walked around.
I felt so good, so I got down.
In Rio, Rio de Janeiro.

repeat II

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Thanks for the great idea

Are you paying?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Why is my girlfriend trying to feed my daughter wine?

[MrScorpio]

13. You See The Trouble With Me

I’m like a blind man who lost his way
I can’t see nothin’
I’m like a deaf man who can’t relay
Yeah, I can’t hear nothin’

You see the trouble with me
I can’t do nothin’ without my baby
And as plain as can be
It’s gonna drive me crazy

I walk the lonely streets late at night
Cold and lonely
Everything I do is wrong, never right
I’m lonely for her only

See the trouble with me
I can’t do nothin’ without my baby
And as plain as can be
It’s gonna drive me crazy

See the trouble with me
I can’t do nothin’ without my baby
And as plain as can be, what do I do
It’s gonna drive me crazy

See the trouble with me
I can’t do nothin’ without my baby
And as plain as can be, what do I do
It’s gonna drive me crazy

See the trouble with me
I can do nothin’ without my baby
And as plain as can be
It’s gonna drive me crazy

[Maddy McCall]

5. Where'd I put my keys? I need to go to the grocery store.

Thanks in advance, all seeing Scorpio. :toast:

[MrScorpio]

14. Is there a relationship in there somewhere?

You got a thing for the bag boy, or what?

[bigwillq]

6. My boyfriend is going to the Dominican Republic

next weekend, which also happens to be my birthday (on the 27th) should I be mad that he's going away?

[MrScorpio]

16. Don't Make Me Wait Too Long

Baby, it’s really amazing what I go through without you
You know sometimes I find myself counting
Counting the hours, the minutes, the seconds, the moments

Darling, please don’t make me wait too long
I wanna love you, baby
Can’t you see it’s only you I want
And you I need

Please don’t make me wait too long
I wanna love you, baby
Can’t you see it’s only you I want
And you I need

When I’m away from you
Seems like forever, yeah
Girl, if you only knew
What I go through without you

But knowing in a moment I’ll
I’ll see that face and see your smile (Give it here)
I turn the key (Give it here), open up the door (Give it here)
Girl, there you are, I can’t take much more

Darling, please don’t make me wait too long
I wanna love you, baby
Can’t you see it’s only you I want
And you I need

Please don’t make me wait too long

[bigwillq]

21. Wow, that's a fitting song

Thanks buddy!:hi: :hug:

[WindRavenX]

9. Is he The One?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

20. You're The First, The Last, My Everything

We got it together didn't we
nobody but you and me
we got it together baby

my first, my last, my everything
and the answer to all my dreams
you're my sun, my moon, my guiding star
my kind of wonderful, that's what you are

i know there's only, only one like you
theres no way they could have made two
you're you're all i'm living for
your love i'll keep for evermore,
you're the first my last my everything

in you i've found so many things
a love so new only you could bring
can't you see if you,
you'll make me feel this way
you're like a first morning dew on a brand new day

i see so many ways that i can love you
till the day i die........

you're my reality yet i'm lost in a dream
you're the first my last my everything

*** instrumental ***

i know there's only, only one like you
theres no way they could have made two
girl you're my reality
but i'm lost in a dream
you're the first you're the last my everything

[Philosophy]

10. The girl I'm in love with is running off with another guy to New York City

What should I do?

[MrScorpio]

22. Kiss And Say Goodbye

This is got to be the saddest day of my life
I call you here today for a bit of bad news
I won’t be able to see you anymore
Because of my obligations and the ties that you have.

We’ve being meeting here everyday
And since this is our last day together
I wanna hold you, just one more time.

When you turn and walk away
Don’t look back
I wanna remember you, just like this
Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.
----
I have to meet you here today
There’s just so many things to say
Please don’t stop me ‘til I’m through
This is something I hate to do.

We’ve being meeting here so long
I guess what we’ve done, all was wrong
Please darling, don’t you cry
Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.

Many months have passed us by
(I’m gonna miss you) I’m gonna miss you, I can’t lie
(I’m gonna miss you) I’ve got ties and so do you
I just think this is the thing to do.

It’s gonna hurt me I can’t lie
Maybe you’ll meet, you’ll meet another guy
Understand me, won’t you try, try, try, try, try, try, try
Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.

(I’m gonna miss you) I’m gonna miss you, I can’t lie
(I’m gonna miss you) Understand me, won’t you try
(I’m gonna miss you) It’s gonna hurt me I can’t lie.

[dolo amber]

15. Here's a great story:

My friend Heather and I were taking our kids to the park on the day Barry died...I said to Heather "Omg, did you hear Barry White died?" to which her daughter Destiny (who will assuredly grow up to be a stripper with a name like that x() replied: "Who's very white?" :D

YOU, Destiny. You are very, VERY fucking white. :D

(Ok, maybe ya had to be there, but still...)

And my relationship question to you, Mr. Scorpio...

How'd I get so lucky? :)

[MrScorpio]

24. Honey Please, Can’t Ya See

Ooh, girl, you know like I know, uh-huh
What your lovin’, girl, has done for me
Like a Mona Lisa hangin’ on a wall, uh-huh

You’re a lovely sight, lovely sight to see, mmm, hmm
The way you give me your sweet love
Any place and time when you look at me I get weak in my knees
I’m so thankful that you’re mine

Your sweetness is my weakness, yeah
Girl, your sweetness is my weakness, yeah, yeah
Sweetness is my weakness, well
You sweetness is my weakness

They all say that I’m a fool, uh-huh
For lovin’ you, for lovin’ you this way
But sure as I am, I don’t give a damn
About what the people, what the people say

Other girls try to imitate you
With the other boys, uh-huh
But I’m the only boy ‘round here
Whose got the real macoy

Sweetness is my weakness, yeah, yeah
Sweetness is my weakness, yeah (Uh-huh), yeah (Uh-huh)
Sweetness is my weakness, yeah (Ooh), yeah (Ooh)
Sweetness is my weakness, yeah, yeah

Sweetness is my weakness

[dolo amber]

25. ooOOOoooooh.....

Good answer! ;) :loveya:

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

17. My hubby went on an ice fishing trip!

I miss him. What should I do?

[MrScorpio]

26. Let The Music Play

One ticket, please
Lord have mercy, everybody’s there
Hey, what’s goin?on man, yeah
She’s at home, yeah, she’s at home
Yeah, she’s at home

Let the music play
I just wanna dance the night away
Here, right here, right here is where I’m gonna stay
All night long, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, wee

Let the music play on
Just until I feel this misery is gone
Movin? kickin? groovin? keep the music strong
On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

I’m out here dancin?and still, huh
I can’t erase the things I feel
The tender love we used to share
See, it’s like it’s no longer there
I’ve got to hide what’s killin?me inside

Let the music play
I just want to dance the night away
Here, right here, right here is where I’m gonna stay
All night long, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Let the music play on
Just until I feel this misery is gone
Ah, movin? kickin? groovin? keep the music strong
Ah, let it play on and on, let it play on and on and on and on and on and on, play on, and on, play

I think I’m gonna be alright, ha, ha, ha
If I can make it through the night, oh, Lord
I’ll just pretend she’s here with me
I’ll close my eyes, her face I’ll see
I know it’s make believe, but it’s the only hope for me

Let the music play
I just wanna dance the night away
Ah, here, right here is where I’m gonna stay
All night long, ooh, ooh, ooh, wee

Let the music play on
Just until I feel this misery is gone
Movin? kickin? groovin? keep the music strong
Let it play on, let it play on, let it play on, please, let it play on, let it play on

[JimmyJazz]

18. Just tell me something good.

I need it.

[MrScorpio]

27. Oh What A Night For Dancing

Oh we're goin out tonight
Finger poppin you look out-a sight
Won't be no stoppin all the discotheques
Better be ready we're gonna hit em hard
Hard and heavy
Party strong all night long
Just you girl and me

You're my million dollar baby
My pretty sexy lady oh
Oh what a night for dancing
Oh what a night for romancing

We're gonna laugh and dance half the night away
We're gonna scream and shout while the music plays
Then around about two, tell you what I'm gonna do
Girl I'm gonna take you home and stick plenty love to you
Let's get it on all night long, just you girl and me

You're my million dollar baby
My pretty sexy lady oh
Oh what a night for dancing
Oh what a night for romancing