the Princess
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Sun Feb-20-05 11:57 AM
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My favorite Don Rickles joke |
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"Ya know Frank Sinatra saved my life once - He said - That's enough boys!"
ROFLMAO!!!
What's your favorite joke by a celebrity? I just wanna chuckle this morning.
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4morewars
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Sun Feb-20-05 12:03 PM
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"the first time I had sex, boy was I scared, I was all alone !"
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chookie
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Sun Feb-20-05 12:30 PM
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"My family were so poor that at Christmas, if I wasn't a boy, I would have had nothing to play with."
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CO Liberal
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Mon Feb-21-05 06:47 PM
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"Your hair and fingernails continue to grow for three days after you die, but telephone calls taper off."
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NightTrain
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Mon Feb-21-05 06:49 PM
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"Y'ever notice the women who are most against abortion are those you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"
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Spider Jerusalem
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Mon Feb-21-05 06:56 PM
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You know what I hate? Those sanctimonious non-smokers who come up to you when you're smoking, and cough...that's fucking cruel, isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance, too?
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CO Liberal
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Mon Feb-21-05 07:00 PM
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"I went on the Drinking Man's Diet. Now I have two problems....."
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