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Mon Feb-21-05 03:34 PM
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Woman charged in amputation of boyfriend's genitals |
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ANCHORAGE--A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said.
Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday and surgeons reattached it.
I wonder if this is one of Paul Simon's "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"?
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:35 PM
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1. I wonder if he's still going to break up with her? |
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:35 PM
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2. That must have been a great work order for the utility guys. |
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:36 PM
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:37 PM
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4. "And now a word from one of our sponsors, -- |
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:38 PM
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5. wow, even my ex waited until after the honeymoon |
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what's the world coming to?
the broads are getting way too assertive
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:39 PM
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6. You mean it didn't clog the toilet? It flushed right down? |
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I shouldn't laugh and make a rude remark, so I guess I'll just skip the rude remark.
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:41 PM
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8. Considering that most turds are bigger than... |
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:40 PM
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7. Lorena Bobbitt?? Is that you?? |
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10 years ago, this would've been huge news. Nowadays it's just another weird news story.
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:42 PM
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9. Probably too late for... |
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... counseling, d'ya think? :)
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:53 PM
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10. she must really love him |
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Mon Feb-21-05 03:55 PM
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Mon Feb-21-05 04:31 PM
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13. A little posessive, dontcha think? |
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"if I can't have it, NOBODY can!"
She'll be the heroine of her cellblock, I bet....:-(
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:12 PM
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and children are murdered every year because "if I can't have it, NOBODY can!" Just wondering :shrug:
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:43 PM
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25. Oh, so THAT makes choppin' a guy's cock off OK, huh? |
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I was wondering how long before someone chimed in with "On behalf of all the abused Womyn in the world, GOOD!" :grr:
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:39 PM
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Right on schedule!
I speak jokingly of the "dick choppers", but man...this takes it to a whole new level :scared:
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Mon Feb-21-05 04:37 PM
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14. I'm really glad I'm not a utility worker |
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Gladder still that I'm not her boyfriend!
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Mon Feb-21-05 04:46 PM
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... your dick reattached after it had been in the sewer?!?!?!?!? blech! my lips would never touch it!!!!!!!
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:16 PM
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22. I wonder how well it will work |
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Mon Feb-21-05 06:54 PM
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27. whatever happened to .... |
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.... mr. lorena bobbitt?!
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:42 PM
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35. I think he's a porn star now. |
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:59 PM
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39. h-o-w-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l !!!!!!! |
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that is so funny!! or is it gross?!?! i don't know. looks like he's been eating qualudes.
would you pay 39.95 to see his 'newly enlarged and enhanced member'? (that is redundant......) i wonder if it works....
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:50 PM
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36. Wow. I think it, you type it. Eeeerie... |
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:56 PM
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Mon Feb-21-05 04:49 PM
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16. Best. Euphemism. Ever. |
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The "amputation" of his genitals? Wow. That's a classic. :wow:
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:03 PM
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17. why didn't they just use a cocker spaniel to retrieve it? |
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:23 PM
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30. better to use one of the water spaniels |
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Mon Feb-21-05 10:44 PM
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42. you missed my joke completely |
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:scared: :scared: :scared:
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:07 PM
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18. HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:10 PM
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19. Man, that shriveled me right up...THANKS FOR SHARING!!! Heh. |
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:14 PM
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Learn from this! LOL
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:54 PM
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She hadn't been scorned yet.
This was a pre-emptive amputation.
See what trickle-down policy leads to?
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:20 PM
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23. What i think is funny is the "View All" note at the end of the subject |
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Edited on Mon Feb-21-05 05:24 PM by A HERETIC I AM
can we REALLY View it all? Just curious
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:26 PM
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Guys should be like starfish. Lop it off and it grows right back!
Wonder if that guy really got his penis back?
What if a sperm whale accidentally lost his wiener in that same toilet?
Can you imagine those headlines. "Doctor's reattach wiener that is bigger than a huge man..." praise be to Jesus.
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Mon Feb-21-05 05:46 PM
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26. Imagine knowing your penis has been thru the sewage system! |
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poor guy. that's horrible. At least they found it quick enough to reattach it.
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:08 PM
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28. although many men's ....ahem... members |
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have been in places nearly as bad...
yeah.. I'll leave it there....
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:31 PM
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31. lol, at least everyone he dates will know for sure of where it's been! |
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gag. no pun intended!
it's really sad, but still funny on a sick level.
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Mon Feb-21-05 10:00 PM
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40. Was It "Sanitized for Her Protection"??? |
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:-)
Just think - wherever this guy goes, he'll be known as "Sewer Dick".
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Tue Feb-22-05 12:53 AM
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:12 PM
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29. When I was a little kid |
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I had every word of that song memorized. Somewhere is an audio cassette tape (probably reel-to-reel, LOL!) of me singing "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" as a five or six year old.
BWA! Just drop of the key, Lee, make a new plan Stan, no need to be coy, Roy, just set yourself free.....just hop on the bus, Gus, NO NEED TO DISCUSS MUUUUUCH, just drop of the key Lee and set yourself free.
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:40 PM
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33. Man That's SOOO Last Decade! |
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Couldn't she find a more inventive revenge?
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Mon Feb-21-05 08:40 PM
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34. that's gotta sting!!! |
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Mon Feb-21-05 10:10 PM
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41. This is the Anchorage Daily News headline. My eyes almost fell out |
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when I opened my paper this morning:
Anchorage woman cuts off boyfriend's penis, police say.
www.adn.com
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Mon Feb-21-05 11:03 PM
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painful just to think about it.
poor guy.
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Mon Feb-21-05 11:13 PM
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44. I wonder if that would be considered torture by the attorney general |
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I mean, the penis is not a vital organ, you can live without it.
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Tue Feb-22-05 01:15 AM
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46. You mean, "Fifty Ways To Cleave Your Lover" |
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Edited on Tue Feb-22-05 01:16 AM by Digit
Or is is Fifty Ways to Cleave His Lever....
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