zbdent
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Thu Oct-09-03 12:30 PM
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Two years ago, I met my wife through Internet Dating. |
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(Too bad we'd been married since 1990!).
Rather embarassing.
I said: "I know you're not 12 years old."
She said: "I know you're not hung like a racehorse."
(It's a joke, people!!)
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Lars39
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Thu Oct-09-03 12:35 PM
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The new version of "Do you like pina coladas, gettin' lost in the rain?"
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Thu Oct-09-03 12:56 PM
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STILL married? You guys must really have a good thing going together, then, lol!
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Thu Oct-09-03 01:01 PM
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I met my partner through the Internet. Her first line to me was: "What is your bra size?" I was appalled. I avoided her like the plague when we were both on-line. I almost flamed her once. But for some reason I held back.
Then I began reading her posts. They made me laugh so hard. I also realized that she was very romantic. I started looking for anything she wrote.
It took us six months to meet and two more months before we started to see each other seriously.
I can't imagine life without her.
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Thu Oct-09-03 02:08 PM
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4. If You Like Pina Coladas... And Gettin Caught In The Rain |
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If you're not into health food... And you have half-a-brain...
(You nut! :-) thanks for the laugh.)
-- Allen
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