matcom
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:53 PM
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Need help removing women's clothing before I lose my mind. |
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just HOW THE HELL are you supposed to undo those double-clip bras anyway? x(
attention ladies: EMBRACE VELCRO!!
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:53 PM
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:54 PM
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2. I have very little experience in this field, matcom, old buddy, |
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:54 PM
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3. ...and let Velcro embrace YOU!! |
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Sorry, it just HAD to be said. :)
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:54 PM
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4. Why should we suffer because of your inadequacies? |
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:55 PM
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5. matcom why are you wearing a bra of any sort??? |
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Wed Feb-23-05 04:59 PM
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6. Simple: pinch with one hand. Get a spare one and practice with a pillow. |
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My own personal record is 2 seconds, and it was on something other than a pillow. :D
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:02 PM
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7. bah hahaahh hey malcom, let the gal do it |
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it can be a good show. little anticipation, a lot quicker and less frustrating., what the hell, struggle a little sexual frustration can be a good thing
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:03 PM
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all bras in my size (I am plump but not obese) all have 4 hooks.
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:10 PM
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9. One hand - not a problem. |
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May I demonstrate? :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:13 PM
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but they are a b$#%h to put on!
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:19 PM
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15. Put them on backwards and slide the around, |
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when the bra is in position, bend over to fill the cups. What a great memory I have. :P
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:25 PM
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16. that works if one has little bitty ones |
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I wear a DD and that action would cause bruising.
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:31 PM
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19. Try it when you aren't in such a hurry. |
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It is my understanding big is when to do it that way.
The skinny ones just put it on and reach around behind.
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:33 PM
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20. if i want to get stabbed by the underwire |
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Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 05:34 PM by KitchenWitch
not to get snarky, but geez, they weren't kidding when they called them Iron Maidens. At least in my size, everything is "industrial strength".
:shrug:
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Wed Feb-23-05 06:44 PM
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22. Sorry, I was just going by what I've seen done. |
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:31 PM
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18. I have large breasts. |
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I think most women who have complicated bras try to take it easy on the guy. We want them touched as much as you want to touch them, after all.
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:11 PM
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10. You need to curl up your index finger |
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and scootch the hooks against the side of it with your thumb.
Been doing this since high school, and only got slapped sixty or seventy times.
Redstone
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:12 PM
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11. Matcom, are you having wardrobe issues again? |
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Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 05:14 PM by kmla
Try a sports bra....
:evilgrin:
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:14 PM
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:15 PM
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14. How long 'til the wife gets home? |
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Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 05:16 PM by underpants
You got a lot of esplaining to do this time.
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:28 PM
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17. Ignore the others, do this: |
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Take your honey by the hand.
Remove top.
Assess bra situation.
Slide straps ever so lovingly down her shoulders.
Slide mouth ever so lovingly across unbare breasts.
Take a deep breath and sigh deeply.
Gaze deeply into her eyes.
Say, "You're so beautiful. Please, show me your breasts. Slowly,"
Use a very deep voice.
Watch.
There, now the bra is off.
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Wed Feb-23-05 05:36 PM
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This is something that should be figured out in high school.
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