intrepid_wanderer
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Thu Feb-24-05 02:50 AM
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ARGHHH!!!
and I have an examination in under 5 Stunden!! :bounce:
Argh!! OR UGH!!.. Hrmmm. (trying to distract self)
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Thu Feb-24-05 02:55 AM
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1. "GO TO SLEEP NOW" in my best 'mommy voice' |
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but, for real.... NOW.... or else no video games for 2 weeks!!!
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xmas74
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:02 AM
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2. Would you like a bedtime story? |
intrepid_wanderer
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:05 AM
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as for the video games...
unless you call DU a videogame, I don't have any stinkin video games!
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xmas74
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:10 AM
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There was a very mean, horrible,wicked witch. His name was Uncle Dick. Uncle Dick had a rotten, stupid little flying monkey named George. Uncle Dick used to tell monkey George all sorts of terrible things that they could do to people. They could take away food from the poor and not let lucky little boys and girls go to school...
If you would like more, I can put the rest. I have actually told this story to my four year old.
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:15 AM
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Did George do terrible things? '
ordid he turn out tobeagood evil little monkey?
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:21 AM
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6. I am allowed dillusion... |
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:36 AM
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Everyone has a happy ending. Each night, a different Dem politician gets to cut off the nasty Uncle Dick's head. Who should it be tonight? My kid will tell me who it is each time I tell it to her.
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Thu Feb-24-05 03:34 AM
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7. He turned out to be an evil little monkey |
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who enjoyed doing terrible things. At the end of the story, we get to throw him into a huge pot of water and make monkey soup out of him. Yummy!
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