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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 09:50 PM
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I'm going to adopt a Martian baby
Actually, I'm too poor...it costs close to $250000000000K when all is said and done, but I'm kind of looking into it. Anyone know anyone who has done this?
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 09:52 PM
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1. You may be able to work out something with a Venusian agency
or so I've heard
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 09:56 PM
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2. I only have hybrid babies for sale
from the Mars wants our women days. They're kinda a glut on the market. Cheap, but you get what you pay for. I have a short supply of babies from the very brief Mars wants our men days. Expensive, very.

Sounds like you want a pure breed. Sorry, can't do you one of those.

Khash.
the baby broker guy.
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 09:58 PM
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3. Hybrid it is. How much?
:P
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 10:06 PM
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5. Depends
Edited on Fri Feb-25-05 10:07 PM by khashka
on which era you want and how much is in your bank account.

As an added incentive, hybrids are better for the environment.

Khash.
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hollywood926 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 10:00 PM
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4. Bush wants to go to Mars...
maybe you can hitch a ride with him. :-)
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