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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 10:36 PM
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i sat on a pencil
and tore myself a new asshole. no questions, please. it hurts to sit.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 10:39 PM
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1. Yow!
Hard not to ask the question - but I'll refrain and stick with an empathetic "Yow!"
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:16 PM
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2. yeah, thats about it
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:17 PM
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3. doesn't even approach
...childbirth.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:19 PM
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4. Quick. Get the lead out!
I apologize, but I couldn't help it.

I hope your bum-bum is ok.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:21 PM
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5. Damn! You beat me to it.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:27 PM
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7. I figured someone else would beat me while I was typing
:shrug:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:23 PM
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6. Literally
:hurts:
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