THE BEST JOKES EVER

[Ediacara]

I was at work today, and a woman and her son come to my register. The son proceeds to tell me these jokes in a voice reminiscent of teen girl squad narration:

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"Why did the pig lose all his money?

Because a robber ate it.

WITH HIS FACE!"

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"Why did the potato wander off?

Because the telephone ate his mom!"

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And yes, I'm quite aware of the fact these jokes don't actually make any sense, but that doesn't change the fact that I was laughing uncontrollably for about 4 or 5 minutes after they left.

[Jamastiene]

1. You are a good

register operator and customer service person. I commend you on doing your job so well. Hmm, Hmm, I'm a little slow tonight. Mind cluing me in on the punch lines. I am sometimes the last to get a joke, but this is really getting me. :P

[Ediacara]

2. Well, that's the whole point

The punch lines are "Because a robber ate it, WITH HIS FACE!" and "Because a telephone ate his mom!"

They DON'T make sense. I just found them so mind-blowingly funny though, I couldn't help but laugh.

[Ediacara]

3. KICK

:kick:

[skygazer]

4. My son used to love to tell jokes when he was little

About 7 or 8. Only he didn't really know any jokes and he'd make them up. They'd be like the ones you posted - total nonsense but he took such delight in telling them and they were so far from funny (let along making sense) that it made them funny. I miss those days...

[stlsaxman]

5. Those are wonderful!

I must remember those... I really must. Thanks!

[AngryAmish]

6. I know the funniest joke in the world

However, it is so vile it would get me banned for life here.