My fiance is a wine distributor sales rep. I am fricken drunk right now.

[Worst Username Ever]

I have not paid for booze is 3 months. Discuss.

[mike_c]

1. gold-digger....

:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

8. Take it where I can get it,

My glass runneth over.

[Huckebein the Raven]

2. That.is.awesome

:yourock:

[Worst Username Ever]

5. Yes. It. Is.

[swag]

3. Nice pants.

You should probably pull them up.

[Worst Username Ever]

6. And disguise my skid marks?

Never.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. You are engaged to a guy or a girl?

Fiancee or fiance?

LOL, sorry, couldn't help it. I loved how you said "I have not paid for booze is 3 months." LOL!

As Napoleon Dynamite would say "Lucky!"

[Worst Username Ever]

7. YESSSS!

[Elidor]

9. To be a dope-man, boy you must qualify:

Don't get high off your own supply.

[Worst Username Ever]

10. Indeed, never take from your own stash.

Learn from my mistakes. Otherwise you might end up on a message board at 11:30 on a Friday night with the Spanish Chanel playing in the back ground for some reason. What I mean to say is that you might have a FRIEND who is on a message board at 11:30 on a Friday night with the Spanish Chanel on in the background for some reason. I am far to cool for that. After all, my fiancee is a wine distributor sales rep.

:silly:

[Elidor]

11. LOL. There are some hot chiquitas on those spanish channels

[SW FL Dem]

12. Enjoy! My hubby is a wine snob

and I pay way too much for his wine every month.

[JVS]

13. Can I visit you?