I now proclaim myself the Lizard King of the Lounge!

[Arkana]

I'm such an EEEEEEVIL copycatter. :evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

1. what does this lizard king do?

And are they cute lizards?? :D

[Arkana]

2. Sadly, no...

they're the kind that will jump onto your back from trees, sting you to render you unconscious, and eat your kidneys.

[WindRavenX]

3. dayum

That is wicked hardcore :o

[Arkana]

4. It is indeed

But that is the way of things.

[khashka]

5. A real lizard king would

write poetry, be excruiatingly beautiful to behold, get arrested for playing with himself on stage,and believe a Native American shaman had taken over his body.

He would also be buried in a famous Paris cemetery where people would make pilgrimages to his grave leaving bottles of bourbon, panties and tabs of acid in memorial. People like me would sleep on his grave in the hope of sharing in his magic. He would then subsequently be evicted from said cemetery (although I never heard how that turned out).

Arkana is a mere pretender to the throne. Do not be fooled by imitations.

Khash.
(May I remind you, Arkana, that blasphemy is punishable by death?)

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Yeah! What Khash said!

:7

[Arkana]

8. Wow, you've really thought this out, haven't you?

Now we must sacrifice khashka to please the Lizard Gods!

*rips out khashka's heart and holds it up to the sun*

[khashka]

9. You are just digging yourself deeper aren't you?

Now you're pretending to be Huitzilipochtli.

Not a smart move unless you really have a thing for obsidian knives.

Khash.
gods r us

[JimmyJazz]

6. You mean this is you!

[Robeson]

10. What grave yard did you dig that picture up from...

....:puke: