"I should be the next Pope"

[lumberingbear]

Senator Bill Frist shows form and prays to be the replacement of John Paul II as Pope

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I54885-2005Feb25

[Dookus]

1. screw Frist

I'm gonna be the next Pope, and I don't care who I have to step over to get the job.

I've been training all my life for this opportunity - stand back people, cuz you ain't seen nothin' til you've seen Pope Dookus I.

[lumberingbear]

2. Sounds good to me !

Maybe you can make Tucker a Cardinal! Does he qualify to be a saint?



:hi:

[Dookus]

3. That's the beauty of the job

*I* get to decide who's qualified and who's not.

There were be Cathedrals built to Tucker.

[lumberingbear]

5. Can I kiss your Ring ?

[NNadir]

4. Don't think I haven't forgotten about your dubious claim to the papacy.

I am going to be the next Pope. You haven't got a chance.

[Dookus]

6. Hrmm...

*adds NNadir to the Smiting List"

[NNadir]

7. Don't go there. When I have you ex-communicated I might elevate

the people on your list to Sainthood.

[Dookus]

10. Feh

you'll be so smited you won't know your apse from a whole in the ground.

[NNadir]

12. If you say 20,365,011,074 "Hail Marys" and 267,914,296 "Our Fathers"

I might let you "go in peace."

Otherwise you're in for big purgatory my friend.

[joeybee12]

8. Do you have to kill cats to be Pope? That's the accomplishment of

Frist's that I can think of!

[lumberingbear]

9. Evidently, that's what he thinks...

He would probably start burnings at the stake again!

[joeybee12]

11. Great! Now we can all experience what The Inquisition was like!

Probably a picnic compared to what Billy has in mind!

[Historic NY]

13. Who would be your VP..(Vice Pope) ?