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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 05:30 PM
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Who can come up with a jingle to advertise Hannidate?
I'm not really musical, so all I'm thinking of is something along the lines of Cal Worthington's jingle (you So Cal DU'ers will know what I mean)

If you don't wanna date a gal who thinks,
Hannidate!

If your personal hygiene really stinks,
Hannidate!

Come on, you can do better!
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 05:34 PM
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1. Hannidate...Hannidate.
Find a match that's really great!
That special one who shares your hate!
Find them now on Hannidate!
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 05:38 PM
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2. Pretty good...keep going, and be sure to describe the visuals you see
in the commercial as the song is sung, you know, lots of missing teeth, butt scratching, that sort of thing!
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 05:44 PM
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3. For lovers who love to hate and hate, do your search on Hannidate!
Do it for Conservatism!
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 05:53 PM
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4. More, more! Keep going!
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 05:57 PM
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5. If your last date was
a liberal creep
and you long to meet
a toothless freep
Hannidate!
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-05 06:06 PM
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6. Welcome to DU! That's pretty good--keep going!
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