An old co-worker wants to know the best way to bug a Dem's office

[MrScorpio]

He's working for a bunch of creeps in some secret office out of the Old Executive Building and he just bought a set plumber's overalls and a phony mustache.

He asked me for any ideas for the best place the place the bug. Being a Dem, he said that I should come up with the best ideas.

I must say that I'm stumped.

Any suggestions?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. first thing

call a local Dem organization and tell them what has happened so far. Try and come up with a sting operation so this guy can be caught breaking and entering.

[tuvor]

2. And you didn't tell him to take a flying leap because...?

[MrScorpio]

4. All the windows are sealed

And the office is pretty high up.

I like this guy. He saved my ass on more than one occaision

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

7. WTF???

[LiberalFighter]

3. Best place for a bug....

is up his ass

[EFerrari]

5. Tell him to buy the Washington Post and leave it laying around the office.

[democracyindanger]

6. We're never in our offices.

We're in adult bookstores or getting abortions or other places of heathenry. Maybe the local independent bookstore? You know, in the secret back room where we consort with Al Qaeda and the French.

[MrScorpio]

8. Actually I'm trying to set him up

He used to cheat with my ex-girlfriend

[KG]

9. have him read 'all the presidents men'

and not to forget the electric tape.