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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:05 PM
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What is the BEST reason for drinking a drink with an umbrella tonight?
I was in a meeting all damn day, and didn't hear about Limbaugh until late. I was, needless to say, happy and surprised.

That is why I'm drinking a drink with an umbrella in it tonight.

(possible symbolism of umbrella shading and protecting me from all the bullshit, and the contents of the drink are rejuvenating)

Grab an umbrella and stick it in that drink!

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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:13 PM
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1. rain?
those umbrellas take a lot of room in a cocktail glass

you could fit more alcohol in it!

:bounce:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:19 PM
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2. That is SO easy.
It's FRIDAY, duh.
Just don't put your eye out.
;-)
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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:23 PM
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3. Okay
but I have two eyes. Which one do I choose to protect?

So many questions and too few umbrellas!

Life is tough!

Think I'll find another umbrella and throw away the glass. The bottle holds it quite nicely! And, when I've had a few, the mixes will fit without problem.

:)
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LadeJarl Donating Member (197 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:24 PM
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4. you need a
reason?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:26 PM
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5. Dont forget the plastic sword with fruit speared on it!
A must have for a serious umbrella drink.
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fleetus Donating Member (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:31 PM
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6. Because TIKI drinks have more alcohol.
About 3.5 times as much kick as a normal drink, if you trust a recent study by a panel of experts in the field.

:beer:

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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 06:37 PM
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7. I'm supposed to trust a bunch of drunk experts?
I can do that!!!! No problem!!!!!
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Sinistrous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 08:38 PM
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8. You are amazing!
I never saw an umbrella that could drink.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 08:42 PM
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9. Because you like them?
Works for me.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 08:44 PM
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10. I like pina coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain... ;-)

Tucker
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