LynneSin
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:03 AM
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CONFESS!!!! Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near? |
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:04 AM
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1. because my hair looks like a birds nest, and i keep birdseed in my pockets |
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:06 AM
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2. Because just like me, they long to be eating mealworms. |
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:07 AM
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3. because my real name is Tippi Hedren |
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Edited on Mon Feb-28-05 11:11 AM by WI_DEM
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:08 AM
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They long to be...
Close to ME.
:P
--MAB
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:08 AM
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5. Because I smell like, and somewhat resemble, carrion. n/t |
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Edited on Mon Feb-28-05 11:09 AM by qnr
The Carpenters never did the song from my angle....
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:47 AM
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6. Watermelon Shampoo,Maybe? |
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:silly: :crazy: :think:
Be Safe in the Evil Empire (TX) my Dear!:mad:
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:55 AM
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7. Because of the trail of breadcrumbs I leave everywhere I go... |
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Damn, I'll never find home! Doomed to wander the earth for all eternity...
P.S. What is up with the dude with the gyrating belly in your signature pic? He's seriously creeping me out :scared:
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Mon Feb-28-05 11:58 AM
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8. check out the cowbell sketch. |
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Mon Feb-28-05 12:10 PM
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9. See what happens when you can never find home? You miss a |
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lot of stuff!
Seriously, I've seen all this stuff about cow bell lately, and had no idea what was going on...
That was hilarious! Thanks for posting the link!
:yourock:
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Mon Feb-28-05 12:46 PM
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12. Just a tangent: Massive SNL transcript site |
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Edited on Mon Feb-28-05 12:47 PM by Pigwidgeon
2,563 transcripts from "Saturday Night Live"(CUT to Fred Armisen as the Mexican talk-show host sidekick.) --------------------------FRED ---------------------¡Ay Díos mio! --p! That's a lot of cowbell.
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Mon Feb-28-05 01:21 PM
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13. Thank you for stepping in while I was out to lunch |
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Mon Feb-28-05 01:42 PM
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15. no problem - I was just looking at that site the other day and |
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Mon Feb-28-05 12:12 PM
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10. They're after my french fries. |
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Mon Feb-28-05 12:34 PM
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11. Because I'm a horse and they're attracted to the smell of my droppings. |
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Mon Feb-28-05 01:35 PM
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14. because "They're just like me" |
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Mon Feb-28-05 02:16 PM
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16. Just like meat, they long to be. . . |
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BARBECUED!!!
(Song we sang when I was a kid, couldn't resist.)
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Mon Feb-28-05 02:35 PM
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17. Because I just washed my car! n/t |
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Mon Feb-28-05 03:11 PM
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18. You look like a bird bath |
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They gotta go to the john somewhwere! :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-28-05 03:38 PM
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20. On the day that I was born the angels got together |
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Edited on Mon Feb-28-05 03:38 PM by Bluebear
They decided to create a dream come true. (Damn angels.)
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