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Mon Feb-28-05 05:10 PM
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My daughter just said, "I want to meet Matcom. He's sounds just like the perverted assholes at school that I like to hang out with."
Oh, the humanity. Why must I be cursed like this? She's only 13. Between that and my youngest's fetish with the spanking purple hippo, I'm frightened. :scared:
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:11 PM
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| 1. need a babysitter for an afternoon? |
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if so, i'm your man! :bounce:
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:13 PM
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What's even scarier is that she's legal in a few years. :scared:
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:14 PM
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| 6. now that is just SICK Sarah! |
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i meant we would have CLEAN fun!
you know. surfing porn, doing shots, etc...
you are REALLY twisted! x(
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:15 PM
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:16 PM
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| 10. we ALWAYS wash our hands in THIS house |
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before doing shots and surfing porn!
what, were YOU raised in a BARN??
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:19 PM
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| 11. I hope you wash your hands.... |
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after surfing the porn! :P
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:12 PM
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| 2. Shouldn't that be "Goddess help me"? |
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Just tying threads together...
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:14 PM
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I changed it as not to offend the more religiously inclined
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:13 PM
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matcom sounds to your daughter like a perverted 13-year old?
How many bonus points to I get right now if I say absolutely nothing?
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:16 PM
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But that's why we love him. :D
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:14 PM
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| 5. At least she didn't want to meet Hedges |
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:20 PM
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| 12. Sarah wouldn't have posted about that. |
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She woulda just sent the kid to counseling and wallowed in her shame.
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:22 PM
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no purple thonged-hippo-on-hippo action
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:22 PM
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:23 PM
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that's the sign that therapy is warranted :scared:
:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:24 PM
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| 16. She can do shots and surf porn with me, if you like. |
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:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
I've also got a whole archive of really kick-ass prank calls that I can teach her to do.
"Hello, this is Mr. Brown... Sample..."
:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Mon Feb-28-05 05:28 PM
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Perverted assholes? She didn't really say that, did she?
Please say you're joking. Please please please please please please...
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Mon Feb-28-05 06:30 PM
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She's a tough cookie though. She beats up boys on the bus.
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Mon Feb-28-05 06:38 PM
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Better for her to beat them up than to have them do the same to her.
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