There was a chihuahua on my porch at 3:00 am singing love songs to my

[radwriter0555]

Maltese, Winky, last night.

I swear the little guy had a sombrero and guitar.

She's in heat. I haven't found her a suitable boyfriend yet, but this little guy, a very sturdy blondie, was cute AND persistent.

What he was doing out wandering at 3:00 am, I can't imagine. Oh wait, yes, I can. He was trying to woo my Winky!

(no lectures please about spay, she's a very expensive 5 lb maltese who will throw a perfect puppy with the right manly pooch. I PROMISE my other poochies are spayed and nuetered, etc).

"Oh my dear WINKY, how I long to look into your lovely brown eyes...."

[sandnsea]

1. lol

We had a little dog banging on our front door once. More manners then some of the guys my daughter used to date!

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. LOL!

Probably better looking too!

[blue neen]

2. What a cute puppy they would make together!

Why didn't Winky open the door?

[radwriter0555]

6. Winky is 'particular'. She wants a baby daddy who's a bit more to her

standard, I'm afraid.

[Cuban_Liberal]

3. "I'm in the mood for loooooooooove!"

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Was it this one?

[radwriter0555]

5. LOL! ALMOST! Our little man was a bit more BUFF, thank you....

Winky wasn't impressed, however.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Ask Skinner if his Chihuahua was missing last night

and if he returned with lipstick on his collar!

[Padraig18]

10. We shoudhave known it was Romeo!

A 4-pound hunk of burning love!

:P

[redqueen]

9. Awwwwww... I love chihuahuas!

:loveya:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Check this line-up

was it one of these guys?

[LynneSin]

12. I had the opposite with my cat Abbott

He lived with me for about a month until he got fixed. Talk about a damn horny cat. He kept me up all night trying to woo the stray gal cats outside my apartment. Only reason I didn't get him fixed earlier was because I was trying to find his original owner - which never happened