The Pulp Fiction Thread: Let's collaborate on a noir story

[BurtWorm]

Maybe we can sell it to Quentin Tarentino as a future movie project. Who's in?


Chapter I

They say that you shouldn't ought to take too many chefs into the kitchen if you want to make a decent broth. That was probably my problem from the get-go, but I didn't see it on account of I never learned to delay gratification. I wanted everything I wanted to be in my hand the second I wanted it. But I didn't want to do it all by myself. I wanted company.

[ohiosmith]

1. Little did I realize that that company would be misery. Misery like

I could never have imaged. Misery that would change the lives of everyone I have ever, or would ever know. Misery that came packaged as a kind, sweet, gentle little old lady.