15 Great, Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart.......

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of original Gatorade on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite
them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people
just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where
the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission
Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least...

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[Debi]

1. Finally

A good reason to go there!

I have refused to go to Wal-Mart since it was built...now I can go!

:party:

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. ....

I never go to Wal-Mart.

[Cuban_Liberal]

3. Paddy would kill me if I ever set foot in Wal-Mart.

:P

[dolo amber]

4. Those are indeed funny..

I've found the best thing to do at Wal-Mart, however, is LEAVE. :D

[brainshrub]

5. Get on the store mic and yell: UNION NOW!

"Wildcat strike!"

[MisterP]

6. 16. Dance like Jame Gumb (with or without the outfit)

[ET Awful]

7. You forgot about the fun that can be had with the display model

bicycles and skateboards.

:)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Not to mention working out your passing arm with a football.

I've actually done that one with a friend. :)

[Lizzie Borden]

9. Thank you, I needed the laugh!

[Stop_the_War]

10. LOL

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Buy a box of mailing labels somewhere else, and...

sticker the backs of stuff with:

"This product was made by Chinese prison labor. Is it really worth it to save $2."

"This product used to be made by American workers, now unemployed. You may know some of them."

"Three local chains that pay their workers well have closed down, but you saved 75 cents. I hope it was worth it."

"The person who checks you out is trying to feed a family on less than $200 a week after taxes and deductions. Perhaps you know of a job for her where she can smile a real smile."

[mcscajun]

12. I'm sorry — I'm BAD. 10. Cracked me UP!

:bounce: :crazy: :bounce: :crazy: :bounce: :crazy: :bounce: :crazy: :bounce:

[Borgnine]

13. I never buy things at Wal-Mart...

...but it is a great place to dick around with like-minded friends for an hour or so. Just commenting on the store and mocking it makes it more palpatable.

Of course, I wouldn't actually recommend making a mess or trashing the place. As a college-student, I go from retail job to retail job to earn a living, and while I may hate Wal-Mart, I sympathize with its employees who have to deal with all the bullshit.