a joke about two cows------(It's a JOKE people)

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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

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A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's
cows and shoot the owner.

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A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION

A farmer has two cows.

You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international
community to supply more.

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A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

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A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.

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A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

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AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You pray to them for food.

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AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

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A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

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A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

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A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.

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AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left is kinda cute...

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1. A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows, but they've been on strike since 1978.


A CANADIAN CORPORATION

You had two cows, but your American parent company moved milk production to Mexico, because Mexican cows aren't greedy, unionised little SOBs.

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2. ROFL great additions thanks n/t

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3. Some more:

A HONG KONG CORPORATION

You have two cows. You use them as capital for a loan. You lease two more cows from your brother with the loan. You use the options on the milk for a further loan from a bank you have just established. You buy three more cows for a discount having guaranteed to resupply the former owner with the milk for nothing. You use the fact you now have seven cows to refinance the first loanand use the profits to buy bonds that you use as capital to secure a loan from your uncle's bank, which you use to buy four more cows, the milk from which you lease back to your brother in place of loan payment. You now own 11 cows, and a further 14 on paper. You sell your holdings and go into real estate before the company collapses.

A SINGAPORE CORPORATION.

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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4. HONG KONG!!!! bwhahahahahahaha n/t

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5. These are great!

Thanks, AZDemDist6! :hi: