What name should Prince Charles reign under?

[Bossy Monkey]

Factually, he's got to choose from his four given names, Charles Philip Arthur or George, but we never let facts get in our way in the Lounge. I have a shrewd notion which of the options below is going to run away with this...

Following on yesterday's Name the Next Pope thread.

[CanuckAmok]

1. King Diamond!

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Some Photoshop artist is now required to give Charles this makeup job

King Diamond isn't a name to me, but it's definitely a very funny suggestion regardless.

[LiberalEsto]

2. HRH

King Dipsh*t

[DU9598]

3. King Tit

Figuring that he is such a boob ...

[Bunny]

4. Definitely : Ethelred the Plenty Ready!

Love it!

[vpigrad]

5. "King of the Bad Taste in Women" (ntxt)

[jdots]

6. yes you got it ...King Tampon duke of big ears

the dork has trillions of pounds/euros/dollars why can't he pop a few grand and get his Dumbo ears fixed ?

[Seabiscuit]

16. Why not just King Dumbo - kinda sez it all.

[Frozen Hamster]

21. I second that n/t

[Deja Q]

7. (Sir) Bill Gates' Bitch

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Edit: Whoops! I forgot, Gates has been knighted and deserves the title. "eyes: Maybe the queen, reaganized as she is (braindead), will knight Ken Lay next. x(

[Robeson]

13. I vote for yours!...

...but aren't we all Bill Gates' bitch - as I type on my microsoft ergo keyboard, on my IBM based PC - using Windows of course - while scrolling with my microsoft intell wireless mouse! Hell, I might as well have a USB cable plugged directly into my wallet, so that my funds can be directly transferred to his bank account. :argh:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

8. King Who Gives A S**t

[Emops]

9. Crimson I

[Eyeball Kid]

11. His Royal Absorbency.

n/t

[maveric]

12. Seabiscuit

Or Mr.Ed.

[Seabiscuit]

15. Harrrrummmph! SNORT!

:mad:

:kick:

[baron j]

14. Sir Osis of Liver

[non sociopath skin]

17. On the occasion of Chuck 'n' Di's firstborn, the faculty at the school ...

... where I worked held a competition for the name for the Young Prince which would give him Appropriate Gravitas on receiving the title King on

His accession to the throne:

Winners were Prince Elvis, Prince Prawn and Prince Burger.

Rarely has there been such a missed opportunity.

The Skin

[Kemo Sabe]

18. Is Howdy Doody taken?

Alfred E Newman comes to mind also.

[mr blur]

19. King Halfwit

which would put him right in line with the majority of his ancestors and our previous monarchs. Although, King Cahrles The Last would be even better.

[RadicalMom]

20. King Butthead. Camilla can be the Royal Consort, Beavis. n/t

[SoCalDem]

22. King Charles, the Annoying

:)

[shesemsmom]

23. King Ass!!

[DinahMoeHum]

24. King Twat.

:evilgrin: