I need a wo-man!

[da_chimperor]

Being hot and cooking skills are a plus. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Damn it! You have forsaken me, your Russian bride, so soon!

:cry:

[da_chimperor]

3. Awww, don't cry!

I was looking for some domestic help for you that would also be easy on the eyes for me! O8)

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. *humph* I'll still be your favorite.. right?

[da_chimperor]

7. Of course!

Just think of her as a functional meat decoration.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. ROFL!!

:P

[da_chimperor]

15. Hmmmm.

:D

[Huckebein the Raven]

2. whoa, man

:P

[joeybee12]

4. You mean like the picture on the Wo-man Cosmetics being sold in the movie,

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

[da_chimperor]

5. Umm . . . yeah, okay. I'll go along with that.

I've watched them movie as well but I don't remember that part of it.

[joeybee12]

8. Mitzi--the Hugo Weaving character--has a side business selling

Wo-Man cosmetics "for the heavy duty woman in all of us". In other words, for drag queens!

[da_chimperor]

9. Oooooo, I remember now!

Thanks! :D

[joeybee12]

10. I watched it again the other night--that's why it's fresh in my mind!

[SarahB]

11. The question is...

How hot are you and how are your skills?

I, for one, may not be a gourmet chef, but I can bake stuff and I am the princess of nachos. My hotness just is. :7

[Bok_Tukalo]

13. I'm entering the competition

For the affection of Sarahbelle with my mighty skills list from automotive maintenance to Italian cooking.

My hotness is unchallenged.

[SarahB]

16. My car needs a tune-up.

Italian food. Yum! :9

:D

[Bok_Tukalo]

18. Tune up? That's a leisure afternoon

I can do that AND make the Manicotti with enough time left over for coffee, cheesecake and Scrabble.

[SarahB]

19. Cheesecake too?

Make it a cheesecake with some chocolate and I'll be right over.

[da_chimperor]

14. I'm about an 7.5 +/- 2 points depending on how you like my personality

And i'd rate my cooking skills as pretty damn good. :)

[SarahB]

17. I didn't say...

cooking skills. :7

[da_chimperor]

20. Ahhh, THOSE skills

Excellent, simply excellent. I can provide multiple references. :D

[SarahB]

21. Woo hoo!

:bounce:

[UdoKier]

22. Just stick barbie dolls and centerfold clippings into your disc drive!

Works in the movies, anyway!

[Shananigans]

23. Can we go somewhere fun for the honeymoon?

I can cook, bake and I actually LIKE to clean (it's a tangible stress releiver).

What else does this job entail? ;)