Being a Born-Again Bachelor is cool!

[CanuckAmok]

Frozen primavera, an extra-large dry vodka martini, and Volume 2 of the complete SCTV...

What could be better?

[Radical Activist]

1. uummmm.....

sex with a beautiful woman? Yeah, that would be better. :)

Just as long as you aren't a born-again Christian bachelor, because that takes all the fun out of being single.

[CanuckAmok]

4. Meh. Been there, done that.

Observe the New Math:

Sex with beautiful woman + (lawyers x 3) - relationship agreement = $0.

My genitalia has retracted into my torso for safety until further notice. I plan on just watching alot of TV, drinking many, many martinis, and possibly building another race car (and now I can build the cylinder heads on my coffee table without any fallout).

[two gun sid]

2. Nothing. I wouldn't trade bachelorhood for anything.

Been 10 yrs. and I'm happier now than I ever was. Enjoy yourself.

[Left Is Write]

3. What could be better?

Thawing - or, better still, heating the primavera?

;)

But, say, if you could spare one of those very dry vodka martinis, I'll take one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Bachelorhood has given me two beautiful daughters.

I did it wrong.

[Fenris]

6. I hope to God that's not "Born-Again Bachelor" as in

"I found Jesus and I'm single.":scared:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. He's not single.

Jesus is his boyfriend now.

[CanuckAmok]

8. What can I say? I can't resist blue-eyed brunettes!

[JimmyJazz]

9. Psst!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2741574&mesg_id=2742878

[CanuckAmok]

10. Holy cats! That's too much me!

Too big, too puff-eyed, too dark, too old!

[JimmyJazz]

11. I have one thing to say - sandwich anyone?

:9