Jim Anchower is the finest columnist in America

[AngryAmish]

The insight of the man always astounds me.

[terrya]

1. The Onion has a fine stable of columnists.

Yes, Jim Anchower does offer keen insights into life. But let's not forget Smooth B. :-)

[AngryAmish]

2. Damn!

[terrya]

7. Except for Jean Teasdale.

I could take or leave ol' Jean. :-)

[Patiod]

4. And props to his homies in Accountz payable

[slestak]

5. Jim is my fave

but Herbert Kornfeld is a very close second.

[GiovanniC]

6. Girl, You Know It's Smoove

[jswordy]

3. ...and that's why I never heard of him! LOL

[Tummler]

8. The Onion should try to get "Anchower" a daily press pass to the WH

The White House nitwits might actually be dumb enough to fall for it.

And it's not like the assumed name would be a problem.

[catzies]

10. That would be hilarious. n/t

[Zuni]

9. I prefer their hard hitting reporting

:P