It's 2:42 in Hell, MI. Time for another Q&A with MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

Don't be a scared little wuss.

Be brave and dare to ask me a freakin' question.

[meganmonkey]

1. How far from Hell is Climax,

MI??

We have all sorts of funny-named cities here.

btw, it is a cold day in Hell today, but not as cold as yesterday!

[MrScorpio]

4. 87 & a half miles as the crow flies

If you stop in Ann Arbor along the way, you might be the one who's high though

[meganmonkey]

6. Guess where I am right now?!

B-)

Although the other thing won't happen until about 5:30pm

:smoke:

[MrScorpio]

8. Ann Arbor?

If so, smoke one for your old pal, MrScorpio

[meganmonkey]

9. Ding Ding Ding!!!

You bet I will!

[ralps]

2. Is Hell hot or cold?

:hi: :hug:

[meganmonkey]

3. See post #1

:)

[MrScorpio]

5. Right now, Hell is frozen over

Wait til August. It'll warm up then

[mcscajun]

7. Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?

Support your answer with a proof. :)

And oldie but a goodie.

http://www.psc.edu/~deerfiel/Jokes/pchem.html

[MrScorpio]

10. Since Hell is just outside of Ann Arbor...

It must be smokin'

[meganmonkey]

11. You seem familiar with the ways of Treetown - have you spent time here?

[MrScorpio]

12. No, I'm afraid I haven't

But since I come from Motown, you'd best believe that I've heard stories.

And just like any other wild ass place, I take them all to be true

[meganmonkey]

13. Well, I am sure it used be a lot wilder

Especially back in the day (a.k.a. before my time) but I have live here for much of the last 10 years and it still has a lot of spark. Not nearly as 'liberal' (let alone radical) as its reputation, still a pretty kick-ass town.

[MrScorpio]

14. Remember, I grew up in the 70's

Back then, everything was wilder

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. What do Hell's bells sound like?

:beer:

[MrScorpio]

16. Sounds like this:

http://www.hellsbellsrocks.com/

[Eagle_Eye]

17. What is the distance from Amarillo, TX to the North Pole?

[MrScorpio]

22. About 4,000 miles

What, did Santa forget about you this last Xmas.

You've been a baddy right?

[Huckebein the Raven]

18. How's the food in Hell ?

[MrScorpio]

23. It's toasted

Everything is rotisserie

[Debi]

19. Why is kick-ass-bob such an ass kicker?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

24. Because the money is so good

How much would he charge to kick yours?

[joeybee12]

20. What should I ask?

Well, that was a question, wasn't it?

[MrScorpio]

25. Sure, it was. Albeit a truly lame-ass one.

Next time, try harder

[joeybee12]

28. But you didn't specify that it shouldn't be lame ass, did you?

See--another question! So there!:P

[the Princess]

21. Have you ever been

To Intercourse Pennsylvania?? *wink*

I have. :)

[MrScorpio]

26. No, but I've had intercourse in Pennsylvania

Along with a few other east coast states

[name not needed]

27. What do you think of LeftPeopleFinishFirst and Al Hedges getting married?

[MrScorpio]

30. Love truly is blind

Along with being deaf, mute and comatose apparently

[Bouncy Ball]

36. Worst photoshop ever.

A photoshop on top of a photoshop.

[VelmaD]

29. What are you wearing?

;)

[MrScorpio]

31. Something I can slip out of pretty fast

I'll leave that up to you, Sugar Pie.

[VelmaD]

32. Are you commando at work...

again? :P

[MrScorpio]

33. I haven't been to work in two months

I'm retired, remember

I've got a lot of time on my hands. And since my wife is out of town, a lot of other things as well.

[VelmaD]

34. Holy shit, dude!

There's no way you're old enough to be retired.

And keep those hands out where we can see them, ya perv!

[MrScorpio]

35. 22 years in the Air Force and a wake up

Don't worry, I'm looking to jump right back into the workforce.

I'll put my hands back to good use.

[VelmaD]

37. Some of us would consider...

what you're probably doing with them now "good use". ;)

I'm headed home from work...be a good boy. :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. So, what are you up to tonight?

I'm playing Texas Hold em play money. :hi:

[MrScorpio]

39. Watching this trainwreck on Maher's show

Talk about handwringing